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[sephikun]

now I thought vegans didnt eat meat, nor the produce of any animal, eg milk, cheese, yoghurts etc.

Then WHY! OH WHY?! Is Heather Mills, the most famous of ALL the vegans, telling everyone to drink CATS MILK and RATS MILK?!

Lost the plot much?!

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[kiraras_lemon]

Because she's a pillock? XD

I read that article this morning, I was most amused at her contradicting herself in her big 4x4 and carrierbags and plastic bottles strewn over the back of her car.

Who knows?

[kiviraat]

OxO God she's mad. Perhaps she felt she had to have one up over Linda...

[kiraras_lemon]

Searching for the limelight if you ask me xD

Soya/rice milk would have been a better answer, but then soya beans are also helping out deforestation *sigh*. She needs to swallow several textbooks before attempting that again...

[sugarcoating]

Surely theres more famous vegans than Heather Mills.

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[hbom]

Yeah, like Spock!

[sutekhian]

Umm...

Silly question maybe? How exactly would one go about milking a rat? And how much milk can one produce?

I'm curious now...

[sephikun]

FOR SCIENCE!!! TO THE SEWERS!!

[sutekhian]

*shudders* you first!

[penfy]

Well her main point is that 'Eighty per cent of global warming comes from livestock and deforestation' so by not milking cows over time you're forcing a reduction in mass bred livestock therefor reducing gas emitions from cows (and obviously as you gradually turn vegan you'll stop using them for delicious MEAT as well). I know vegans are supposed to be against all forms of animal cruelty inc milking but dogs, cats and rats aren't REAL animals like those cute big eyed cows right?

Now...

If you want me to finish this by saying 'You just don't understand the logic behind it because YOU'VE never been blonde' then choose option A and if you want me to conclude by saying 'There are thousands of other animals out there. Why not save a cow and use Heather Mills for meat instead and that way EVERYBODY'S happy?' then choose option B

[sephikun]

Or C: By reducing the amount of cows meing milked and killed for meat the populace of cows in the world increases. Angered because they no longer are embraced by the sweet feeling of cold machinery suckling upon their nipples the cows band together in an effort to overthrow the vegan regime. Kidnapping Heather Mills and replacing her with a cow in a blonde wig. The vegan followers (who's bodies have began decaying due to lack of nutrients in the meat they used to eat, ultimately effecting their sight) notice no difference...

[fuunsaiki]

Well, if we want to be SUPER CREATIVE, I'm a vegan. A pesco-ovo-vegan. XD I eat fish and eggs but I avoid dairy and really I just get a kick out of coming up with stupid ways to describe my eating habits. Maybe she's a felo-rodo-vegan? ^_^