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[sephirothreborn]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matthew!

1. If you drop Matthew from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
2. Czar Paul I banished Matthew to Siberia for marching out of step.
3. Baskin Robbins once made Matthew flavoured ice cream!
4. All swans in England belong to Matthew.
5. In Japan, Matthew can only be prepared by chefs specially

Comments

[blackberet]

XD! Doesn't it depend how and why someone eats the bananas?

[sephirothreborn]

*squeesh* Of course. I'm especially interested in you when you've eaten bananas.

Also, I would never march out of step!