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[september_child]

Being newly-weds rocks because

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[superdense]

we kept asking my aunt that (her husband had some of the brightest red hair i've ever seen, as did at least one of his siblings), and then she had two blonde babies, the second of which was followed by an extremely nasty divorce. you tell that story to the next person who asks, and i bet that'll shut them up faster than you can say "carrot-top."

ps "probe thermometers" sometimes carries a slightly different connotation; i don't know what kind of kinky shiznit you're all into up in boston.

[sistermorphine]

But did your aunt have red hair?

[superdense]

no, she was the blonde.

[sistermorphine]

Then why was he expecting redheaded children?
(I am not meaning to be argumentative; this story is just very curious. He sounds like an odd duck.)

[lucidsnapdragon]

but now i don't know your last name!