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Have you done it on a boat? No
Have you done it with a goat? Yeah right .. YUCK
Have you done it in a bed? Yeah
Have you done it with the dead? *shudders* NO!
Have you done it in the ass? Yeah
Have you done it, high on grass? Yup
Have you done it in the car? Yeah and it was awesome!!
Have you simply gone too far? Nope
Have you done it on the beach? No.. sand=no fun
Have you done it with the teach? Nope
Have you done it on your back? Yup
Have you done it strapped to a rack? Don't think so
Have you done it in a box? No
Have you done it with a fox? Sorry can't say that I have
Have you done it in a tree? No, but if I were in a treehouse it might be kinda cool
Have you done it with more than three? I've done it with 3
Have you done it in the rain? No, but it could be fun.
Have you done it for the pain? Nope
Have you done it 'tween the tits? No, I don't think my boobs are big enough for that. Plus .. no thanks.
Have you done it wearing mitts? No
Have you done it packed in rubber? No?
Have you done it undercover? I sure have.
Have you done it on a perch? No
Have you done it in a church? HAHA No .. that would be funny though!
Have you done it with a virgin? No
Have you done it with a sturgeon? No
Have you done it with ropes and chains? Ouch .. no
Have you done it while insane? No
Have you done it on the stage? No
Have you done it underage? I was like 3 weeks away from turning 18.
Have you done it with all your friends? Yuck .. No
Have you done it in both ends? Yeah
Have you done it with your dog? umm.. NO!
Have you done it on a log? No
Have you done it under clamps? owie! no way
Have you done it with the lamps? No
Have you done it without style? No
Have you done it for all to see? I did it in the room with two other people but they were sleeping.
Have you ever had VD? No
Have you done it on Mother's couch? No
Have you done it in your mouth? No
Have you done it while on tape? No way!
Have you done it out of shape? ??
Have you done it on live TV? hell no
Have you done it whilst you pee? Nope
Have you done it in the gym? No
Have you done it on a whim? on whim?? I'm not sure what that is, sorry!
Have you done it on a dare? No
Do you really think we care? You know you do.
Answer these and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
score times two is your Purity.
I got 74