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A conversation i had that's disgusting and funny as hell. You know i never post these, so it's gotta be worth something, riiiight? Right! (Bear in mind, it does have a nice, big ICK factor. But so hilarious! Or i'm just a sick fuck.)
disguise_my_disgust (4:27:15 PM): I've met a man named bubbles with four
teeth and twice that number in piercings, treble it in tattoo's.
disguise_my_disgust (4:27:23 PM): We're to be married this spring, would
you like an invite?
lowredsilk (4:27:39 PM): Yeah. ill send some dentures for a present.
disguise_my_disgust (4:28:10 PM): He doesn't like them. They get in the
way when he tries to fellate the family dog.
disguise_my_disgust (4:28:23 PM): I've told him he ought to stop, but
the dog seems to enjoy it.
lowredsilk (4:28:47 PM): well, we all have different ways of training
dogs. i try anal sex as positive reinforcement.
disguise_my_disgust (4:29:56 PM): Bubbles doesn't have a penis, and we
like to try to keep the dildo for people only use.
disguise_my_disgust (4:30:17 PM): I'm sure he's slipped once or twice,
but with all teh braincells he lost doign acid in 'Nam, i can't blame
him.
lowredsilk (4:30:17 PM): well..broomsticks abound!
disguise_my_disgust (4:30:39 PM): *doing...now, there's an idea, if we
owned a broom.
lowredsilk (4:30:48 PM): a vacuum?...
lowredsilk (4:30:57 PM): *shivers in anal excitement. oh wait..that was
just a fart*
disguise_my_disgust (4:31:49 PM): Why would we have a broom or a vacuum?
I've been living with Bubbles for months now, though a few weeks ago we
got evicted.
lowredsilk (4:32:27 PM): for what?
disguise_my_disgust (4:33:45 PM): He hadn't paid rent.
lowredsilk (4:33:55 PM): too busy training the pet?
disguise_my_disgust (4:34:30 PM): Well, the landlord was saying
somethign abotu a crack-cocaine/methlab that we had in our living room,
that it was unacceptable, but i was really, really high at the time.
lowredsilk (4:34:49 PM): *laughs*
lowredsilk (4:35:16 PM): well..you couldve always just put some throw
rugs down around the lab..and called it your ode to arabic interior
decoration..
disguise_my_disgust (4:36:57 PM): Well, yes, could've should've would've.
We're just underappreciated artistes, is all. Bubbles is workign on
something right now called the "Piss Christ" and i'm not sure on the
details, or why it involves pissing in my face every evening. I don't
like that much, but, you know, anything for the sake of art.
disguise_my_disgust (4:36:57 PM): *working
lowredsilk (4:38:43 PM): *nods* right..well. piss actually replaces
Panten Pro V as shampoo..its just the corporates who dont want us to
utilize the power of urine.
disguise_my_disgust (4:40:32 PM): Well, it's good to know lying in
puddles on my own filth when i'm passed out on H is good for my hair. It's
been looking horrid lately. I think Bubbles has been HIV positive for
three years now, but he's doing fine with that, so sharing needles is
okay, you think?
lowredsilk (4:41:19 PM): of course. but only if you stab him with it in
the gums repeatedly.
disguise_my_disgust (4:42:53 PM): He does that already, as all of the
veins in his arms, and many in his feet have collapsed. He's been using
quite a whole, but since he has no teeth, he can get a good amount of
cash for giving head.
disguise_my_disgust (4:42:58 PM): *while
lowredsilk (4:43:21 PM): indeed. im sure Cosmopolatian will be begging
him for a cover shot.
disguise_my_disgust (4:44:31 PM): well, he's not much too look at.
Especially after his nose got pulverized by a ten year old after he
tried to rape her. That little bitch...And his jaw was shattered in a
dispute over a trailer we were supposed to move into. But i love him,
jsut the same, despite the hideous boils.
lowredsilk (4:45:15 PM): and acne. and ..well..the fact that he fucked
someone in a bar named "THE WACKADOO HOLE"
disguise_my_disgust (4:45:51 PM): Hmm...have you met my dearest Bubbles?
lowredsilk (4:46:06 PM): HE FUCKED ME IN THE WACKADOO!
lowredsilk (4:46:14 PM): wackadoo..hehe. too funny.
disguise_my_disgust (4:47:05 PM): Oooo! What are you doing later? You
want to have a threesome?
lowredsilk (4:47:21 PM): yeah sure..course..ive got these worms falling
out of my wackadoo now.
disguise_my_disgust (4:48:15 PM): Yea, but that's from Bubbles. Trust me,
i've got them stuffed, crawling out of my cunt-hole. He's so precious!
lowredsilk (4:48:27 PM): dear god.
lowredsilk (4:48:42 PM): the ones that crawl in a lean and thin, the
ones that crawl out are long and stout..be merry.
disguise_my_disgust (4:49:10 PM): Well, they help with the anorexia.
That's why i love parasitic organisms.
lowredsilk (4:49:30 PM): that..and the pyschic link you share with them.
like aqua man..only more disgusting.
disguise_my_disgust (4:50:00 PM): But they will shoot out of my vag and
eat a full grown man. It's better than attack dogs.
lowredsilk (4:50:16 PM): *nods* and you dont even have to roll dice for
that attack..
disguise_my_disgust (4:52:14 PM): Hehe. Sounds like that RP Bubbles and
I are in! We LARP with a guy who's a "dungeon master" and about ten
other people. They keep talkign about the "second coming of the
masochistic Christ," but we jsut go for the kool-aid. The other people
seem to take it way too seriously.
disguise_my_disgust (4:52:25 PM): *talking, just
lowredsilk (4:52:44 PM): *Smiles* cults..great way to meet eunuchs.
disguise_my_disgust (4:54:17 PM): Like Bubbles!
lowredsilk (4:54:34 PM): *nods* course..i only go to AA meetings to meet
fast women.
disguise_my_disgust (4:56:09 PM): That's where Bubbles picked up our
first threesome partner, Biana Fabrege. She was so beautiful, you could
hardly notice the pock marcks.
disguise_my_disgust (4:56:15 PM): *pockmarks
lowredsilk (4:56:41 PM): or the ten dogs walkign after her with
erections.
disguise_my_disgust (4:57:40 PM): I think you're thinking of someone
else. Biana dealt solely in horses.
lowredsilk (4:57:59 PM): horse cock dealer.
lowredsilk (4:58:05 PM): somehow more repulsive than a crack dealer.
disguise_my_disgust (4:58:47 PM): Well, she'd occaisionalyl do a donkey
show. Truly magical to watch her perform.
lowredsilk (4:59:18 PM): reminded me off George Burns..
disguise_my_disgust (5:00:25 PM): UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION
But they attack people. That's like, a super power.
Wasn't that fun?!
disguise_my_disgust (4:27:15 PM): I've met a man named bubbles with four
teeth and twice that number in piercings, treble it in tattoo's.
disguise_my_disgust (4:27:23 PM): We're to be married this spring, would
you like an invite?
lowredsilk (4:27:39 PM): Yeah. ill send some dentures for a present.
disguise_my_disgust (4:28:10 PM): He doesn't like them. They get in the
way when he tries to fellate the family dog.
disguise_my_disgust (4:28:23 PM): I've told him he ought to stop, but
the dog seems to enjoy it.
lowredsilk (4:28:47 PM): well, we all have different ways of training
dogs. i try anal sex as positive reinforcement.
disguise_my_disgust (4:29:56 PM): Bubbles doesn't have a penis, and we
like to try to keep the dildo for people only use.
disguise_my_disgust (4:30:17 PM): I'm sure he's slipped once or twice,
but with all teh braincells he lost doign acid in 'Nam, i can't blame
him.
lowredsilk (4:30:17 PM): well..broomsticks abound!
disguise_my_disgust (4:30:39 PM): *doing...now, there's an idea, if we
owned a broom.
lowredsilk (4:30:48 PM): a vacuum?...
lowredsilk (4:30:57 PM): *shivers in anal excitement. oh wait..that was
just a fart*
disguise_my_disgust (4:31:49 PM): Why would we have a broom or a vacuum?
I've been living with Bubbles for months now, though a few weeks ago we
got evicted.
lowredsilk (4:32:27 PM): for what?
disguise_my_disgust (4:33:45 PM): He hadn't paid rent.
lowredsilk (4:33:55 PM): too busy training the pet?
disguise_my_disgust (4:34:30 PM): Well, the landlord was saying
somethign abotu a crack-cocaine/methlab that we had in our living room,
that it was unacceptable, but i was really, really high at the time.
lowredsilk (4:34:49 PM): *laughs*
lowredsilk (4:35:16 PM): well..you couldve always just put some throw
rugs down around the lab..and called it your ode to arabic interior
decoration..
disguise_my_disgust (4:36:57 PM): Well, yes, could've should've would've.
We're just underappreciated artistes, is all. Bubbles is workign on
something right now called the "Piss Christ" and i'm not sure on the
details, or why it involves pissing in my face every evening. I don't
like that much, but, you know, anything for the sake of art.
disguise_my_disgust (4:36:57 PM): *working
lowredsilk (4:38:43 PM): *nods* right..well. piss actually replaces
Panten Pro V as shampoo..its just the corporates who dont want us to
utilize the power of urine.
disguise_my_disgust (4:40:32 PM): Well, it's good to know lying in
puddles on my own filth when i'm passed out on H is good for my hair. It's
been looking horrid lately. I think Bubbles has been HIV positive for
three years now, but he's doing fine with that, so sharing needles is
okay, you think?
lowredsilk (4:41:19 PM): of course. but only if you stab him with it in
the gums repeatedly.
disguise_my_disgust (4:42:53 PM): He does that already, as all of the
veins in his arms, and many in his feet have collapsed. He's been using
quite a whole, but since he has no teeth, he can get a good amount of
cash for giving head.
disguise_my_disgust (4:42:58 PM): *while
lowredsilk (4:43:21 PM): indeed. im sure Cosmopolatian will be begging
him for a cover shot.
disguise_my_disgust (4:44:31 PM): well, he's not much too look at.
Especially after his nose got pulverized by a ten year old after he
tried to rape her. That little bitch...And his jaw was shattered in a
dispute over a trailer we were supposed to move into. But i love him,
jsut the same, despite the hideous boils.
lowredsilk (4:45:15 PM): and acne. and ..well..the fact that he fucked
someone in a bar named "THE WACKADOO HOLE"
disguise_my_disgust (4:45:51 PM): Hmm...have you met my dearest Bubbles?
lowredsilk (4:46:06 PM): HE FUCKED ME IN THE WACKADOO!
lowredsilk (4:46:14 PM): wackadoo..hehe. too funny.
disguise_my_disgust (4:47:05 PM): Oooo! What are you doing later? You
want to have a threesome?
lowredsilk (4:47:21 PM): yeah sure..course..ive got these worms falling
out of my wackadoo now.
disguise_my_disgust (4:48:15 PM): Yea, but that's from Bubbles. Trust me,
i've got them stuffed, crawling out of my cunt-hole. He's so precious!
lowredsilk (4:48:27 PM): dear god.
lowredsilk (4:48:42 PM): the ones that crawl in a lean and thin, the
ones that crawl out are long and stout..be merry.
disguise_my_disgust (4:49:10 PM): Well, they help with the anorexia.
That's why i love parasitic organisms.
lowredsilk (4:49:30 PM): that..and the pyschic link you share with them.
like aqua man..only more disgusting.
disguise_my_disgust (4:50:00 PM): But they will shoot out of my vag and
eat a full grown man. It's better than attack dogs.
lowredsilk (4:50:16 PM): *nods* and you dont even have to roll dice for
that attack..
disguise_my_disgust (4:52:14 PM): Hehe. Sounds like that RP Bubbles and
I are in! We LARP with a guy who's a "dungeon master" and about ten
other people. They keep talkign about the "second coming of the
masochistic Christ," but we jsut go for the kool-aid. The other people
seem to take it way too seriously.
disguise_my_disgust (4:52:25 PM): *talking, just
lowredsilk (4:52:44 PM): *Smiles* cults..great way to meet eunuchs.
disguise_my_disgust (4:54:17 PM): Like Bubbles!
lowredsilk (4:54:34 PM): *nods* course..i only go to AA meetings to meet
fast women.
disguise_my_disgust (4:56:09 PM): That's where Bubbles picked up our
first threesome partner, Biana Fabrege. She was so beautiful, you could
hardly notice the pock marcks.
disguise_my_disgust (4:56:15 PM): *pockmarks
lowredsilk (4:56:41 PM): or the ten dogs walkign after her with
erections.
disguise_my_disgust (4:57:40 PM): I think you're thinking of someone
else. Biana dealt solely in horses.
lowredsilk (4:57:59 PM): horse cock dealer.
lowredsilk (4:58:05 PM): somehow more repulsive than a crack dealer.
disguise_my_disgust (4:58:47 PM): Well, she'd occaisionalyl do a donkey
show. Truly magical to watch her perform.
lowredsilk (4:59:18 PM): reminded me off George Burns..
disguise_my_disgust (5:00:25 PM): UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION
But they attack people. That's like, a super power.
Wasn't that fun?!