A/N: This episode was yes, the typical Tego episode. BUT HE TALKED ABOUT TEGOSHI YUUKO WAHAHA.
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K-chan NEWS (04/24/13)
K: Good evening! This is NEWS’ Koyama Keiichiro. Now that the spring special just finished, I have called this person to come over. Tegoshi Yuya-kun!
T: HELLOOOOOO!!! THIS IS TEGONYAAAN! [OMG SO NOISY AS USUAL HAHA]
K: Hello, Tegonyan. It’s nice to have you here today.
T: *laughing* Yo, yo, yo, yo~!
K: *laughs*Your cockiness is overflowing from the entrance.
T: *laughing*
K: Tegoshi-san!
T: Yes!
K: We were together in the special, ne?
T: Yes! The one in NTV (Nihon TV), ne?
K: Yes! Each of us had our own VTR. You had bungee, I had a comment-like video.
T: Yes, yes!
K: It was your first time to see me casting like that, right? It was like an omnibus or something.
T: It was! I’ve never seen you do something like that!
K: How was it?
T: ROAD USED TO KOJIMACHI!
K: *laughs*
T: *laughing*
K: Why’d you ignore the location of NTV?
T: Oh, my apologies, NTV-san.
K: *laughs* So how about here (the studio)?
T: IT’S HAMAMATSU! [the way he said it here, I died]
K: *laughing so hard*
T: *laughing* I’m very sorry, please excuse me. That was really bad.
K: *laughing* You just smashed the hat you’re wearing down.
T: I’m so sorry! *laughing* But going back to the caster, the time slot of every. is good. It’s easy to catch and I go to the channel often.
K: So you get to catch it often, ne?
T: I watch it often, but I’ve never seen those kind of omnibus footage.
K: That’s true.
T: But it made me think you’re really taking it so seriously. I think being a caster is amazing.
K: But you do things I don’t do. You did 200 something meters?
T: The bungee I did was 220 meters.
K: I can’t do that… Usually, others would stop a bit after counting to 3, right?
T: They do, ne?
K: But you don’t, right?
T: I don’t. That’s because I feel like I can’t jump anymore if I do.
K: So that’s why you just go?
T: Yes, yes.
K: Ahhhh~ but I’m sure you still feel bad after?
T: I do~!
K: Honestly, you’re scared, right? *laughs*
T: I AM! It’s my phobia so bad!
K: That’s incredible.
T: Yeah!
K: So please listen to this song World Quest.
(Song: World Quest)
K: Girls’ Talk!
T: Yeah!
K: I think the opening of this radio was horrible. *laughs*
T: Ahh mmm…
K: Why do you have to touch my chest (I think it was the nipple area HAHAHA WTH)!? That was so irrelevant!
T: AHAHAHA!
K: Yui-san from Ibaraki Prefecture.
T: Yui-san. [at this part, I wish my name was Yui because how he said it was so adorable ;__;]
K: “Good evening.”
T: Good evening!
K: “I was talking with my friend about which was better, to be tutored by someone you like or you tutoring him/her. I and my friend want to be taught by someone we like. So we asked them to teach us math. As men in their point of view, what do the members of NEWS prefer? To be taught or to teach? And if you don’t mind, please give a situation as well.”
T: Ahhhh. What’s her name again?
K: Yui-chan.
T: Do you want me to teach you a lot of things?
K: *laughs* What is with that entrance?
T: Eh?
K: That intro… Anyway, forget that. What are you going to teach? What are you going to do?
T: I’ll teach different things to Yui-san.
K: So what are you going to teach for example?
T: For example if it’s math, in 1+1 before answering, I’ll kiss her. [WHAT IFGWFICYWRIFYWCFIWRIW]
K: *laughs* Why would you kiss her first!?
T: *laughs* Why?
K: This segment isn’t like that today.
T: But Yui-san wants to learn a lot of things that’s why she sent this, right?
K: THAT’S NOT IT!
T: THAT’S DEFINITELY IT!
K: Seriously studying! Do you want to be tutored? That’s what it is, okay?
T: What are you saying~? Are you sure? I’ll definitely teach! [HAHAHAHA HE SOUNDED SO DOUBTFUL WTH]
K: You’ll teach?
T: I will, I will!
K: So for example, you’re Yui-san’s room as her tutor. So what would it be like? So Yui-san is sitting on her desk. And you just enter the room. What will you do?
T: I’ll [examine her room (in a way that he’ll check the interiors and other similar factors in the room and apply it in his own house)].
K: *laughs* So you’re going to use her room style. Let’s go with the next mail!
T: *laughs*
K: Let’s move on with the next mail because this guy is useless.
T: *laughing* I admire those!
K: The next one is useless too! FROM OKAYAMA PREFECTURE, MIYUNYAN. [HAHAHA HE REALLY IGNORED TEGO SO MEAN BAHAHAHA =))))]
T: Miyunyan.
K: “I have a question for everyone in NEWS!”
T: Go!
K: “Do you get kyun (an expression similar to ‘doki-doki’ or what people usually describe as ‘heartstrings pulled’) whenever you see cross-dressing Tegoshi [Yuuko]?”
T: *snorts* [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD QUESTION AND HOW TEGO SNORTS HERE]
K: *laughing* “Do you get [horny, but not to that extent] whenever you see her boobs? I was talking about it without my friend and the guys seem to get kyun and [horny].” Ehhhh~, the guys, ne?
T: That makes me happy!
K: When I saw Pikaru [no Teiri]! I was surprised!
T: Yes, I cross-dressed there.
K: It was cute~. [THIS IS WHY I SHIP THEM] But I’m sure even when you see yourself, you’ll go, “OHHH”, right?
T: Well I was able to pursue cuteness.
K: *laughs*
T: With techniques of makeup and such like the eyeliner.
K: You called our (NEWS) makeup artist for that, right?
T: Yeah. I did, I did.
K: So they did so well and you seem to be into it.
T: That’s an understatement!
K: *laughs* What is that? It’s as if you had no choice.
T: If I’m going to do it, I want to give 180% for it!
K: Do you like cross-dressing? Or you like cosplay? Which do you like more?
T: I like all of it!
K: *laughs* All of it! And boobs were brought up…
T: Boobies.
K: Yes, the boobies… *stuttering*
T: (does some action sort of like boob-grabbing I guess?) Those are good~. *laughs*
K: There isn’t a way to hold them like that! *laughs*The boobies… do you choose your own size you like or whatever is there?
T: I match the size with the clothes and if it looks okay, I base it from there.
K: But Goshi-san, it seems the choice of sizes Yuuko-san picks are bigger in size.
T: That means that’s the right one.
K: I see, it looks sexier that way.
T: Well… yeah, that’s, you know…
K: What was that? You stuttered. *laughs*
T: I don’t know. *laughs*But, I guess that’s okay…?
K: Yeah, we were asked if we get kyun. We do. Whether the boobs are big or small, it’s the image that’s good so I think it’s alright. [AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE /SHIPS KOYATEGO HARDER]
T: Really?
K: I think you can do that more often.
T: If I’m gonna do it, I’ll SERIOUSLY do it.
K: *laughs* Seriously.
T: I will.
K: But did you get excited from cross-dressing?
T: I DO.
K: What is with that? *copies Tego*
T: But I get excited 24 hours! Even when I’m sleeping, I get excited!
K: *laughs* That’s really scary. Let’s stop this segment already for today, ne?
T: *laughs*
K: That was all for Girls’ Talk.
K: Keiichiro’s Room!
T: *sings the intro BGM of the segment in high tension* [HAHAHA THERE WE GO AGAIN]
K: That was good. *laughs*
T: Thank you very much. *laughs*
K: It’s the Room, Tegoshi-san.
T: Yes, yes, yes.
K: We’ll be talking about work here.
T: Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my! I’m not good at this!
K: *laughs* No, that’s not! It’s this kind of job!
T: *laughs* Is that so?
K: Well, it’s Nyan-nyan Chuudoku (addiction)!
T: Nyan-nyan Chuudoku!
K: Neko Chuudoku (Cat Addiction)! The release was announced!
T: Yes, yes, yes!
K: The release date is May 22!
T: It’s the nyan-nyan day!
K: Ah! It’s the nyan-nyan day!
T: Yes, it is!
K: The DVD is too, right? Ah, the blu ray. Right?
T: Yeah!
K: NEWS’ DVD blu ray is coming out on the same day!
T: Seriously!? I want one already! I still haven’t gotten a copy! [HAHAHA TEGO SOUNDS LIKE HE WASN’T UPDATED]
K: You’re making all the fans go nyan-nyan! Our fans are going all nyan-nyan!
T: They are! Hm? They haven’t, yet?
K: *laughs*
T: They have been!
K: There, there, there! I’m so sorry!
T: We and the kitties have been at it.
K: So you’ll make everyone get excited with nyan-nyan?
T: I WILL.
K: *laughs*”I WILL.”
T: Of course, I will!
K: About this, please tell us more on it, Tegoshi-san.
T: (he said something here I didn’t catch)
K: But please at least tell us what kind of song it is. I also don’t know if this song is really pop, medium, ballade or what. I have no idea.
T: Ahh! It’s pop!
K: *laughs* The way you said it! [Tego said ‘pop’ as ‘poppu’ with the letter P’s emphasized xDDD]
T: It’s an up-tempo!
K: Ahhh, I see. Up-tempo ne?
T: “NYAAAA~” is included in the song!
K: Really!?
T: I included it as ad lib during the recording.
K: Really!? That’s something to look forward to!
T: It’s cute! The song duration is really short with 2-3 minutes, so we can do it full in music programs.
K: So that’s how it is!
T: This is another Okkuchikku Japan (that’s how he said it if I caught it right xD He meant X Japan, the band). [but what he meant is “X”, can’t be explained.]
K: What okuchikku? You’re such a troublesome person [in describing things]. *laughs*
T: *laughs* It’s new for Tegomass to do something like this.
K: Ahhh~, I see. It’s X Japan.
T: Yes, Okkuchikku Japan.
K: *laughs* So in limited edition A, there’s the PV is included. And in the B, there’s a cat-ness video???
T: It’s okuchikku Japan if Tegomass says it, but it’s a new feel. But fans would see us as teachers. Tegomass-sensei. So as teachers, we’ll be teaching them. [I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE DANCE TUTORIAL]
K: I see, I see! So it’s something to do with fitness, ne?
T: Yes, it is!
K: So there’s a lot of new things going on here.
T: Yes! A lot of new things.
K: So this is coming out on May 22. And next week, it will be on air here!
T: SERIOUSLY!?
K: You seem so happy, ne? *laughs* Why don’t you stop wearing your hat? You’re taking it off every 10 seconds.
T: *laughs*But I have bad hair~. [CUTIEEEEE]
K: Bed hair! That’s fine! There’s none!
T: There is!
K: Tegoshi nyan-nyan~!
T: Nyan-nyan nyaaan~! [OMG SO CUTE HUHUHUHU]
K: *laughs*That was so bad.
T: *laughs* This is bad, I’m turning into Takada
K: Takada Junji (a comedian and actor)? I think you might.
T: Really.
K: I WANT TO CALL TAKADA JUNJI-SAN TO GUEST HERE!
T: *laughs* You can’t do that!
K: But I want to see your interaction with Takada Junji-san! But I won’t have the confidence to put it on air.
T: *laughs*
K: So moving on, the blu ray will come out on May 22 as well.
T: That’s awesome! It’ll be so good!
K: With a nicer cinematography, ne? So that was all for Keiichiro’s Room!
K: We are about to end the program. Lately, Shige and Massu did Kiss Situatuin.
T: AH! Really?
K: *laughs*Yes. And Massu was so embarrassed, so he just laughed.
T: Ah, Massu’s is a sullen perversion so it’s a dream. [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
K: *laughs*
T: But that’s good too! He’s human being too! Everyone has that. If he didn’t have, it’s not normal!
K: That’s a personality, ne?
T: Yes, it is.
K: Shige-san’s was very smooth.
T: Ahhh, Shige-san was able to do it?
K: Shige-san was more natural. He was himself. His tension was like you.
T: Heh~
K: So everyone did it. So I hope you still keep me company more too.
T: Of course! If the listeners want it, of course I have to give it.
K: Well can you give them a kiss now?
T: Now? Okay.
K: Go.
T: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Do you want me? *kisses*HIHIHIHIHIHIH
K: You can do it so well, ne? *laughing* You’re not even embarrassed at all, right?
T: No, no.
K: So where is it?
T: I left it when I was 18. *laughs*
K: That was so funny! *laughing*
T: My life is so fun! I’m having so much fun! I’m *in English* HAPPY.
K: Can you keep quiet for a bit?
T: *laughs*
K: In this program, we are accepting different mails: Tonight’s Massu Seat, Girls’ Talk, Imagination ~Kiss Situation~, Shigetter, Masuda Takahisa: Wild Transformation Planning, Tegoshi’s First Experience, Shigeaki-sensei’s Law of Life, and Normal Mails. For mails, Postal code 805-80002 Bunka Housou Recomen, Tuesday, K-chan NEWS. For email address,
news@joqr.net. You can access the website on your mobile phones as well.
This was NEWS’ Koyama Keiichiro and…
T: Tegonyan!
K: Last song is NEWS’ 36゚C. One last words from Tegoshi-kun.
T: Ehhh? You’re going to sleep already? I don’t want you to sleep yet! You want to sleep with me? Good night!
K: YOU GO TO SLEEP ALREADY. *laughs*
(Song: 36゚C)