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BARBEQUE MOTHERFUCK!!! It's me!
OMG PHILL IS COMING HOME! HE'S COMING BACK! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG W00T.
Hey, guess what?
I LOVE PHILL SIMMER SO MOTHER FUCKING MUCH. I ADORE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING!!!! WE'RE GONNA' GET MARRIED AND BE CARTOONISTS AND LIVE IN A BIG FUCKING CITY AND GO TO NIGHT CLUBS!!! And then we're going to make French Toast.
No, but seriously. I love him so much, and I've missed him even more! Can't wait until he gets back so I can glomp him and kiss him incessantly!!!!