ficlet: Nagi's cold
Title: Nagi’s Cold
Author: Seraphim Grace
Rating: G
Series: Weiss Kreuz
Notes: Takes place sometime during Kapitel.
Manx
I regrettably inform you that last night’s mission was a complete failure. All went according to plan until Schwarz appeared. They stood a distance away from Prodigy who was wearing a shawl, with a hot water bottle under one arm and box of tissues under the other in his slippers. Abyssinian decided to take advantage of this gap in their defences whereupon Prodigy coated him four times with some kind of biological warfare as the remaining members of Schwarz took defensive positions on the floor as if expecting a bomb blast.
Abyssinian immediately called a retreat and we have since quarantined him for fear of catching “Schwarz cooties”.
Bombay
Persia
It has been brought to my attention that Schwarz may have begun work with biological weapons. Because of this I have alerted the Centre for Disease Control who have taken Abyssinian, who was sprayed with the toxin four times, into their care. It seems he has developed a running nose and slight fever.
I request funds to research this matter more thoroughly.
Manx
Manx
As they are a member down it might be prudent to use Crashers instead of Weiss for this. Also they will not attack unless they have no other option.
Persia
Queen
Alert Crashers that they have a new mission watching the members of Schwarz for signs of biological warfare. They are not under any circumstances to engage.
Manx
Bishop
On Persia’s order you are to investigate the team Schwarz, it seems that they have infected Red Rook with some terrible disease that they have concocted and he is currently in quarantine at the Magic Bus hospital. You are not to engage them as they are very dangerous.
Queen.
Queen
After three days of extensive surveillance we have found no sign of biological warfare being developed however Mastermind has made many journeys to the local chemist and Chinese herbalist. Also they have had several deliveries from a popular houseware company and no less than five visits from a glaziers. Pawn has asked that we continue the surveillance as he suspects that they are up to something.
Bishop
Taped to the door of the Koneko no Sumu Ie
Weiss
Our apologies for inflicting Prodigy on you on our latest mission. Despite his illness he would not stay home and insisted that he was well enough to work and I acquiesced just to prove him wrong.
Our especial apologies go to Abyssinian who was the unfortunate victim of an attack of sneezes. We all took defensive positions because when he sneezes Prodigy loses control of his telekinesis and things explode without warning.
This is why we have been buying more crockery, a new television and replacing windows.
We assure you that we have no interest in biological warfare as it is impossible to predict the spread of. Simply put Prodigy has a cold.
Oracle
Bishop
Withdraw forces immediately and report all findings to me.
Queen
Manx
Next time check your sources before asking for back up
Persia
Bombay
In the future just admit that Abyssinian called a retreat because Prodigy sprayed him with snot. However the CDC will not release him just yet.
Manx
Delivered to Takatori towers
Schwarz
Our apologies for jumping to conclusions over the matter of Prodigy’s cold. Please find attached a bag of tea which we have found in the past to be useful.
However we are still mortified that whatever cold it is that Abyssinian has been detained by the CDC until further notice
Bombay
Author: Seraphim Grace
Rating: G
Series: Weiss Kreuz
Notes: Takes place sometime during Kapitel.
Manx
I regrettably inform you that last night’s mission was a complete failure. All went according to plan until Schwarz appeared. They stood a distance away from Prodigy who was wearing a shawl, with a hot water bottle under one arm and box of tissues under the other in his slippers. Abyssinian decided to take advantage of this gap in their defences whereupon Prodigy coated him four times with some kind of biological warfare as the remaining members of Schwarz took defensive positions on the floor as if expecting a bomb blast.
Abyssinian immediately called a retreat and we have since quarantined him for fear of catching “Schwarz cooties”.
Bombay
Persia
It has been brought to my attention that Schwarz may have begun work with biological weapons. Because of this I have alerted the Centre for Disease Control who have taken Abyssinian, who was sprayed with the toxin four times, into their care. It seems he has developed a running nose and slight fever.
I request funds to research this matter more thoroughly.
Manx
Manx
As they are a member down it might be prudent to use Crashers instead of Weiss for this. Also they will not attack unless they have no other option.
Persia
Queen
Alert Crashers that they have a new mission watching the members of Schwarz for signs of biological warfare. They are not under any circumstances to engage.
Manx
Bishop
On Persia’s order you are to investigate the team Schwarz, it seems that they have infected Red Rook with some terrible disease that they have concocted and he is currently in quarantine at the Magic Bus hospital. You are not to engage them as they are very dangerous.
Queen.
Queen
After three days of extensive surveillance we have found no sign of biological warfare being developed however Mastermind has made many journeys to the local chemist and Chinese herbalist. Also they have had several deliveries from a popular houseware company and no less than five visits from a glaziers. Pawn has asked that we continue the surveillance as he suspects that they are up to something.
Bishop
Taped to the door of the Koneko no Sumu Ie
Weiss
Our apologies for inflicting Prodigy on you on our latest mission. Despite his illness he would not stay home and insisted that he was well enough to work and I acquiesced just to prove him wrong.
Our especial apologies go to Abyssinian who was the unfortunate victim of an attack of sneezes. We all took defensive positions because when he sneezes Prodigy loses control of his telekinesis and things explode without warning.
This is why we have been buying more crockery, a new television and replacing windows.
We assure you that we have no interest in biological warfare as it is impossible to predict the spread of. Simply put Prodigy has a cold.
Oracle
Bishop
Withdraw forces immediately and report all findings to me.
Queen
Manx
Next time check your sources before asking for back up
Persia
Bombay
In the future just admit that Abyssinian called a retreat because Prodigy sprayed him with snot. However the CDC will not release him just yet.
Manx
Delivered to Takatori towers
Schwarz
Our apologies for jumping to conclusions over the matter of Prodigy’s cold. Please find attached a bag of tea which we have found in the past to be useful.
However we are still mortified that whatever cold it is that Abyssinian has been detained by the CDC until further notice
Bombay