Sand ficlet for Persiasecretary
Naruto Kakashi/Gaara for persiasecretary
NOT WORK SAFE
Kakashi was lying against a tree reading about the latest exploits of a certain female ninja who so far had saved her world six times using only an oversized pair of breasts, a simplistic jutsu and her wits when the young leader of the sand village approached him. "Kakashi-sensei," he asked, "I didn't know you liked to read."
Kakashi laid down his book and looked at the young man, he had dark shadowed eyes and a nice slim build, he put the blame for this new perspective on the fact that Phedre, the Rose ninja, was in the process of putting her impressive breasts to use.
She was, he was convinced, responsible for him noticing just how pretty Sasuke had grown up to be, and also for the occasional vision he had of Sasuke and Sai together.
It was only when Gaara looked at him strangely he realised he was waggling his eyebrows. He considered Sasuke and Sai and Gaara and grinned under his kamen. "I love to read," Kakashi said with a closed eye smile, "surely Naruto told you that."
"We don't talk about things like that," Gaara said, "can I sit beside you? It's a lovely day and I don't often get time to myself."
Kakashi offered his hand, "it's nice to feel the sun on my skin." He agreed.
"I can't." Gaara saif softly, "the sand..." He left it open.
"So," Kakashi turned to him, "you can't feel anything?"
"Just the sand." Gaara answered looking up at the sky, "it makes things simpler I suppose, everything tastes of sand, the sand loves me."
"So you've never..." he left it open.
"I can't, the sand stops it." He shrugged.
"And you've never..." He made a gesture with his hand.
Gaara shook his head.
"Not even if you..." he made a second obscene gesture.
"No."
Kakashi drew his breath in through his teeth under the kamen, and his brow furrowed. "That's just wrong." He said.
"I've never known any different." Gaara told him plainly.
"I mean, can you, you know, pee?" Kakashi asked.
Gaara nodded.
Kakashi smiled and thought fondly of the Rose ninja who had given him this idea, using it to overcome the telekinetic body condom of one of her arch ninjas and make him swear his wealth over to her.
"Can I try something?" He asked. Gaara looked a little wild eyed, "I won't hurt you, but i have an idea." Gaara nodded slowly. "Then pull down your pants." Reaching into his pocket Kakashi pulled out a q tip, "Now try your best to relax."
NOT WORK SAFE
Kakashi was lying against a tree reading about the latest exploits of a certain female ninja who so far had saved her world six times using only an oversized pair of breasts, a simplistic jutsu and her wits when the young leader of the sand village approached him. "Kakashi-sensei," he asked, "I didn't know you liked to read."
Kakashi laid down his book and looked at the young man, he had dark shadowed eyes and a nice slim build, he put the blame for this new perspective on the fact that Phedre, the Rose ninja, was in the process of putting her impressive breasts to use.
She was, he was convinced, responsible for him noticing just how pretty Sasuke had grown up to be, and also for the occasional vision he had of Sasuke and Sai together.
It was only when Gaara looked at him strangely he realised he was waggling his eyebrows. He considered Sasuke and Sai and Gaara and grinned under his kamen. "I love to read," Kakashi said with a closed eye smile, "surely Naruto told you that."
"We don't talk about things like that," Gaara said, "can I sit beside you? It's a lovely day and I don't often get time to myself."
Kakashi offered his hand, "it's nice to feel the sun on my skin." He agreed.
"I can't." Gaara saif softly, "the sand..." He left it open.
"So," Kakashi turned to him, "you can't feel anything?"
"Just the sand." Gaara answered looking up at the sky, "it makes things simpler I suppose, everything tastes of sand, the sand loves me."
"So you've never..." he left it open.
"I can't, the sand stops it." He shrugged.
"And you've never..." He made a gesture with his hand.
Gaara shook his head.
"Not even if you..." he made a second obscene gesture.
"No."
Kakashi drew his breath in through his teeth under the kamen, and his brow furrowed. "That's just wrong." He said.
"I've never known any different." Gaara told him plainly.
"I mean, can you, you know, pee?" Kakashi asked.
Gaara nodded.
Kakashi smiled and thought fondly of the Rose ninja who had given him this idea, using it to overcome the telekinetic body condom of one of her arch ninjas and make him swear his wealth over to her.
"Can I try something?" He asked. Gaara looked a little wild eyed, "I won't hurt you, but i have an idea." Gaara nodded slowly. "Then pull down your pants." Reaching into his pocket Kakashi pulled out a q tip, "Now try your best to relax."