Monkey
Ficlet: Monkey
Author: Seraphim Grace
Series: Weiss Kreuz - wee!Nagi series
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Notes: I have to mother Nagi, I’m just hardwired that way.
"and so," Farfarello continued in a low voice so that Crawford couldn't hear him, "the murderer broke the lady in two and pushed her up the chimney, then to hide the fact that he was a Orange-o-tang" he enunciated the word carefully so he would understand, "he took the razor from the shelf and started to shave."
Nagi went white before he ran from the room, leaving Farfarello howling in laughter behind him.
He ran into the bathroom where Schuldig, who never locked the door, stood wearing just a towel, his face was lathered and he had his razor in his hand. Nagi screamed again and ran into Crawford's room where he sat reading. "What's wrong?" he asked.
Nagi snuffled a reply, "monkey," he said, "murderer, bathroom, Schuldig."
Crawford wiped away Nagi's tears and rubbed his back until he had calmed down, and sat on Crawford's chair, snuffling and half asleep.
It took a few moments because Nagi was, after all very young, then he went into the bathroom where Schuldig was, half shaved, and looked him down. "Lord you're hairy, no wonder the kid thinks you've been eaten by a monkey."
Author: Seraphim Grace
Series: Weiss Kreuz - wee!Nagi series
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Notes: I have to mother Nagi, I’m just hardwired that way.
"and so," Farfarello continued in a low voice so that Crawford couldn't hear him, "the murderer broke the lady in two and pushed her up the chimney, then to hide the fact that he was a Orange-o-tang" he enunciated the word carefully so he would understand, "he took the razor from the shelf and started to shave."
Nagi went white before he ran from the room, leaving Farfarello howling in laughter behind him.
He ran into the bathroom where Schuldig, who never locked the door, stood wearing just a towel, his face was lathered and he had his razor in his hand. Nagi screamed again and ran into Crawford's room where he sat reading. "What's wrong?" he asked.
Nagi snuffled a reply, "monkey," he said, "murderer, bathroom, Schuldig."
Crawford wiped away Nagi's tears and rubbed his back until he had calmed down, and sat on Crawford's chair, snuffling and half asleep.
It took a few moments because Nagi was, after all very young, then he went into the bathroom where Schuldig was, half shaved, and looked him down. "Lord you're hairy, no wonder the kid thinks you've been eaten by a monkey."