Mafia Verse Test Pilot Log: A Party (Mafia Verse Canon)
Done in the Unter Allen chat on AIM. Test running for mafia verse, feeling characters out and so forth. For everyone who doesn't give a crap, first have some awesome art by mabofwinterdark's mun.
And the chat log. Muses in the log are:
nottheherotype -Tony Stark, head of the mafia
one_who_flies - Altaïr ibn La'Ahad, Tony Stark's bodyguard
spare_epithets -S uzume Stark, one half of the Stark twins
stupid_zeros - Sho Stark, the other half of the Stark twins.
___lucifer - Lucifer Morningstar, A member of the mafia, second after Tony Stark
seraphsariel - Sariel, bodyguard for Lucifer
princesseimi - Emeraude Iserath, only daughter from a newly rich family
verily_ergo - Miles Edgeworth, a district attorney and upper class man
l_vorenus - Lucius Vorenus, police comissioner
hellfire_gouka - Shinju Gouka, figurehead of Gouka Health Industries and upper class, dating Emmy
ShoelessWanderer: OUR SETTING: A party held by Emmy's family. It's big. It's grand. And it's hella public at their mansion of huge. Of course, go to the right room and there's the obvious alocohol, and not just the crappy corn stuff, *real* booze imported from elsewhere (thanks to a certain organized crime organization.)
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer and Sariel: *generally hanging outside and keeping to themselves, as they're there because not going would make them look bad*
comatoseb: Emmy: *greeting guests casually, a drink in her hand*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gives her a nod and mutters something to Sariel*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *standing nearby, two bodyguards flanking him. Can't be too careful. >_>*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *smiles at Emmy*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *passes by Luci and Sariel.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles back* How are the two of you doing this fine evening?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Emmy, a word, if I may?
comatoseb: Emmy: Of course. Shall we go aside?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *drops his voice* The hell is the dA doing here?
comatoseb: Emmy: *glances back* It's a public party. Papa invited him, I'd assume. >>;
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *facepalm*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *partakes of the rather wonderful wine that's being offered. /D*
comatoseb: Emmy: It won't cause any trouble, I assure you.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Mafia and cops at the same party. Not the brighest of moves on your dad's part.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: >| Better not.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gets up and walks away. Sariel trails behind him*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *offers Lucifer a very plastic smile. He doesn't have concrete evidence against Luci yet.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gives Miles a look of bitch I will cut you and walks past him*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *Gives him a look of "Come here and try it."*
comatoseb: Emmy: *after Lucifer leaves, she wanders over to Shinju, greeting him with a quick peck on the cheek* Hello, luv. <3
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *Channels her inner Altair and glares at Miles*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *just smiles at Sariel.* Good evening.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Sir. 8|
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *briefly strokes her cheek.* Em. <3
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *gives Lucifer a 'we should get going' nudge*
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles brightly at him* How're you enjoying the party so far? <3
AilanthusFire: Bodyguards: *are just STARING at the mafia people. :|*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Leaving so soon?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: We don't say anything to you, you don't say anything to us, the party goes on, no one gets shot. Sound fair?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: It's nice. ...Although you know I always get nervous at public parties like this.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: So hostile. Let the record show you mentioned bloodshed first. I'm simply starting a conversation.
comatoseb: Emmy: *chuckles softly* Of course. Still, it's nice to see that no one's been shot so far. No drama of any sort. It's almost - dare I say - pleasant. *laughs*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Heh. It's painfully uncommon in this town.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *warning tone* Sir.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *elbows Lucifer in the ribs. Hard.*
comatoseb: Emmy: So true. It would be rather nice to see everyone get along for once...though, with this crowd, I doubt it'll ever reach that point.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I have no interest in conflict here tonight. And, your friend is terribly revealing. Do you have that much to hide here?
Advice No Jutsu: *your friend's actions
Advice No Jutsu: *are
Advice No Jutsu: 8|
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *eyes showing an intense disdain and his mouth is twisted into a half smirk, half grimace.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And I am attempting to ensure that as well, Miles. But as it stands, your mere pressence here can be seen as a threat.
comatoseb: Emmy: ...I'll be right back, darling. *pecks Shinju on the cheek again, then hurries over to the slightly escalating situation*
comatoseb: Emmy: Now, now, what's all this about? o:
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: It's a mere observation, nothing more.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...*frowns slightly, wondering what's going on.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *glares at Miles*
Advice No Jutsu: My mind ttly has a bathroom.
comatoseb: Emmy: *glances between Lucifer and Miles* I don't want any bloodshed or bickering at this party. D:
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *smiles* My dear it waas merely a conversation.
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles faintly* ...I certainly hope so. I don't want to play moderator all night. *wanders back to Shinju*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: What was--...no, it's better if I didn't ask. *looks off.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *makes a clearly annoyed face and looks back at Edgeworth* As I said. Don't talk to me. I won't talk to you. Neither one of us has to draw out a gun. And then tomorrow we go back to trying to get the other person six feet under.
comatoseb: Emmy: *laughs softly, looping her arm through his* It wasn't anything, really. Just a bit of an argument waiting to happen.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *just......-smiles- at Lucifer.* Is that a threat? You're quite honestly /horrible/ at civil conversation.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Between some of the... conflicting occupations, I'd imagine.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: I'm civil with the people I wish to be civil with.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: You hold no such esteem in my mind.
comatoseb: Emmy: *can't help but chuckle wryly* Of course. It didn't help that Lucifer asked me almost immediately why the DA is here...
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: You should be more careful of your words. You hold no esteem in mine, but I'm still civil. Because, unlike you, I have a real desire to /end/ bloodshed.
comatoseb: Emmy: It's not my fault Papa wants to keep the peace by inviting everyone of importance...
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *mumbling to himself* Half of which want me dead.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Whereas bloodshed happens to be my business.
comatoseb: Emmy: *looks up at him, frowning slightly, then leans against him, rubbing his arm consolingly* Nothing will happen tonight.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: This conversation is only making my job easier.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: You really enjoy making incriminating statements, don't you?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: You can't be sure of that, Em. *motions to the bodyguards he has with him.* You can never be sure.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And how is it making your job easier? I've confessed to nothing, Miles.
comatoseb: Emmy: *glances back at the bodyguards* ...well, as long as I'm with you, right? Papa would have the head of anyone who tried anything near me...
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: A blatant threat--several, I might add--with the addition of the statement "whereas bloodshed happens to be my business."
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...*sighs, not wanting to argue any more.* Let's talk about something else.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Your lack of tact and grace is actually entertaining.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: A statement that any man could make in regards to weapons trade. Really now. You know I'm employed for Stark Industries and that's what we sell.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And that it is perfectly legal.
comatoseb: Emmy: Of course~. It really is a nice night, isn't it?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Implying that a situation may lead to bloodshed is hardly an indication of legal intentions. I don't take kindly to death threats.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Yeah, it feels pleasant. Clean, almost.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: I wasn't threatening you. I was merely pointing out that you are the oddman out here.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And on another note, isn't it a bit bizzaare for our beloved district attorney to be here drinking?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: When the law so clearly states that the making, selling, transporting and consumption of liquor is illegal?
comatoseb: Emmy: Rather. I do enjoy the cool breeze. *sips at the drink she'd almost forgotten about* Would you like something to drink..?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: No. I'm not interested in alcohol, remember?
comatoseb: Emmy: Of course. We do have other things, though. *laughs*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: I'm not thirsty anyway. *shrugs*
comatoseb: Emmy: *shrugs as well, suddenly lost for conversation*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *smiles widely, knowingly, as if Luci's not aware of some other fact.* Mr. Morningstar, lying through your teeth is a pitiful attempt at regaining civility in a conversation that you so wonderfully turned /sour./ Might I add that one does what one must in light of desperate circumstances. Leave the law and its consequences to those who dictate it. *offers him a final smile before emptying his glass.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: You should go talk with the other guests. I'm sure you have relations to keep up and that sort of thing, no?
comatoseb: Emmy: ...but of course. *under her breath* If I could find someone who wasn't currently engaged in a dispute over business...
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gives Miles a decidedly sour look and begins to walk off. Sariel follows him immediately, but offers Miles one last look of supicion. Once they're a few rooms over Lucifer frowns* Sara, are any of the Starks here?
comatoseb: Emmy: I'll be around, if you need me at all. Do enjoy yourself. *kisses him again softly before heading off to mingle*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Of course. *gives her a brief smile as she walks away.*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: *sitting in the garden, bored. :/*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Not sure. your orders?
comatoseb: Emmy: *finds Suzume* Suzume, are you enjoying yourself?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *standing with her. B|*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *sighs* Text them, let them know the DAs here, move with caution.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *debating on whether to add the flowers to his collection of garbage.* :|
ShoelessWanderer: Sarierl: *does this. The message reads* M. Edgeworth present. No action, but be cautious.
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: *checks her phone.* ... Eh.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *flips open his phone boredly.* Pfffft. Zetta figures.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Christ I want to sock that man in the face.
comatoseb: Emmy: *frowns slightly when she sees them take their phones out* Have you been around much? The gardens certainly are delightful~
AilanthusFire: Sho: *mumbles* These gardens are garbage. I'd much rather add them to the heap. >|
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: *waves a lazy hand at Emmy.* Doesn't your father possess a .... library? Collection of books? /Anything/?
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Shut up brother, you'd add /everything/ to your heap.
comatoseb: Emmy: *stifles the urge to smack Sho, turning to Suzume* He does, as a matter of fact.
comatoseb: Emmy: Would you like me to show you them..?
AilanthusFire: Sho: Zetta duh. The world is garbage. :|
comatoseb: Emmy: That's a rather rubbish view of the world. 8|
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: /You're/ garbage, jerkface. *stands up*
AilanthusFire: Sho: Your comments are insignificant. >|
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: >P
AilanthusFire: Sho: >P
comatoseb: Emmy: *rolls her eyes at Sho* Shall we go, then, Suzume?
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Come with us? *@ Sho*
AilanthusFire: Sho: ...k. *folds his arms and follows.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *thinking to herself 'OGAWDSPLEASEDON'TCOMEWITH* ...this way~
comatoseb: Emmy: *leads them off to the library*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *wanders over to Shinju.* Hello Mr. Gouka.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...Mr. Edgeworth, correct?
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: *follows, YAY BOOKS.* Finally, something worth my analysis.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *looks around for math books.* >|
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Yes. May I take a seat?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Of course.
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles proudly* It's all organised fairly neatly; I hope you can find something of interest to you both. (maths texts are on the third shelf from the left)
AilanthusFire: Shinju: I have to say... your presence here is a bit of a relief.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *finds them. STARTS MATHING OUT. >D*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *sits down with Shinju--he's actually just drinking water, now.* I can't imagine why. *he says this with a slight smile and a bit of sarcasm.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Heh. Maybe it's just your aura. *smiles slightly himself.*
AilanthusFire: Sho: *starts reading like all the math books at once.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *stares in mild awe at Sho, and slowly backs away* ...I'll...just leave you to this, then.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...Have you been doing well?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Well enough.
comatoseb: Emmy: *wanders back to the main area*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer and Sariel: *standing where the food is, talking very quietly*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I have learned a lot from simply standing here at this party. It's surprising what people will reveal when they become tense.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: And how are you?
comatoseb: Emmy: *sees Lucifer and Sariel from afar and wonders if she should greet them at all*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *omnomnom sweedish meatballs*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Hmm. I've been alright. So, those criminals were trying to bother you earlier?
comatoseb: Emmy: *decides to, and wanders over to them* I see you're enjoying the food. *smiles*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Best thing all night, aside from your charming face, my dear.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *EYEROLL*
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles appreciatively* Well, thank you. I do apologise that Mr Edgeworth is here...
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Meh. Couldn't be helped, just wish that he hadn't conversed with me.
comatoseb: Emmy: *shrugs slightly* Trying to be civil for a night, perhaps?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I honestly have no desire for conflict this evening. It would lead to unnecessary actions from both parties. It was worth the trouble, however.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Better if he had just kept to himself.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Idiot here doesn't know when to shut the hell up and walk away from a conversation.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Oh? Did they say anything particularly interesting?
comatoseb: Emmy: So I had noticed. *under her breath* On both counts... *chuckles softly at Sariel's comment* Did it work out, at any rate?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: We're not arrested or full of holes, are we?
comatoseb: Emmy: Fair enough. I'll take that as one of the best ways it could have gone.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *waves a hand.* It's nothing at all.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Indeed. How's the boyfriend?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *HAH talking with Shinju.*
comatoseb: Emmy: He seems to be well, if not a bit nervous. *glances around slightly*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *shrugs* Hn.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Can't imagine why.
comatoseb: Emmy: *snorts lightly, hiding it by faking a cough*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: ... Be careful, Mr. Gouka. *looks at the bodyguards.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: It's good of your dad to try and keep everyone civil but honestly though, the tension here is killing everyone.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *sighs.* I'm being as careful as I can, Mr. Edgeworth.
comatoseb: Emmy: I can tell...Shinju has bodyguards, you and Mr Edgeworth were practically at each other's throats... *sighs*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Mafia and cops don't mix. It's as simple as that, Emmy.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *pulls out a large pack of mints and starts eating a few of them. >_>*
comatoseb: Emmy: It seems logical, but somehow it just doesn't compute with Papa. >>
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *rubs the bridge of his nose* No kidding.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: If you'll excuse me, I must use the restroom. *passes through the main area, looking very nauseated.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Alright.
comatoseb: Emmy: I try to tell him...two separate parties: one for the mafia connections, one for the police...
comatoseb: Emmy: But he just doesn't listen. *rolls her eyes slightly*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *takes note of that and slides into the bathroom, then shuts the door.* ................. *calls Vorenus*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Meh, it's cost effective to do one big one, I get that.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: About time.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I'm putting my neck on the line. Do not start with me.
comatoseb: Emmy: That, too. We may be rich, but money doesn't grow on trees. *laughs wryly*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Who's there, exactly and what's your location? How many civillians?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *grins* No. It comes from us.
comatoseb: Emmy: *smirks* It certainly did.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Where is your dad anyway? I haven't seen him all night.
comatoseb: Emmy: I...*looks around again* I thought he was mingling, to be honest. It is a rather large place; it's possible you just haven't met up at all?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Most likely.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: About fifty. Lucifer Morningstar, a companion of his--a blonde, dark skinned woman--Emeraude Iserath, Shinju Gouka with two bodyguards, and I have heard rumor of the Stark family's children being on the premises, though I haven't seen them.
comatoseb: Emmy: Best of luck finding him; was there anything you needed him for..?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Nope, just commenting.
comatoseb: Everything looks right to me. o:
comatoseb: Emmy: Aa, I see. *smiles slightly* He and Mother might've disappeared off, as well...leaving me to take care of everyone, of course~ *rolls her eyes slightly*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Alright. We're five minutes from your location. I want Gouka out of there with you before we get there, got it?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: I do not want to think about what they might've disappeared off to do.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Sir? Ew.
comatoseb: Emmy: Nor I, to be honest. >>;
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *shudders*
comatoseb: Emmy: *second'd*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Understood.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: And because I know you, just go home, don't linger.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I will take him to the agreed rendezvous point.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: See you in five minutes then. *hangs up*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *splashes water on his face and wanders out of the bathroom, through the crowd to Shinju.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *sitting at a table boredly, listening to random conversations*
comatoseb: Emmy: I'm going to go mingle a bit more, I'll see you both later. *smiles, waving slightly as she heads off to the main room*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Mr. Gouka. *places a hand on his shoulder.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ? Yes?
comatoseb: Emmy: *sees Miles over with Shinju, and wonders what's up there*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Hm. Good thing Tony didn't show up tonight.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *lowers his voice.* I have reason to believe your life may be in danger. Please come with me, under the pretense of discussing matters of your company.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...very well. *stands up and motions for his guards to follow.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *wanders over* Are you leaving already, Shinju?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Yes, I'm afraid so. I've some business to discuss. I'll talk with you soon, Em. <3
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *perks up at this significantly*
comatoseb: Emmy: *pouts slightly* Of course. Do call me up later? <3
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Don't I always?
comatoseb: Emmy: *giggles* Of course. Best of luck with your business, then~ <3
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Merde.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *stares at their general direction*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: We must discuss these matters in private, Mr. Gouka. *begins walking quite calmly.* I want to address the legal liabilities of your company.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: That isn't a good sign.
comatoseb: Emmy: *watches them leave, then wanders around, mingling with varying people*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: I understand. *begins to follow him out of the building.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: No. No it isn't.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *leads Shinju out, talking of blah blah blah legal rampage etc*
comatoseb: Emmy: *wanders by the food again, smiling slightly at Lucifer and Sariel as she passes*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *litigation Jackson, etc*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *waiting at rendevous points looking decidedly annoyed*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *IMPORTANT LEGAL DOCUMENTS*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *I CALL EXHIBIT 2-B TO MY CHAMBERS*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Emmy, dear, did you say that Sho and Suzume were here?
comatoseb: Emmy: ...yes, they're here. Last I checked, they were in the library. Why?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Where is it?
AilanthusFire: Sho: *ACHOO.*
comatoseb: Emmy: I can show you, if you like. o: *leads them there*
AilanthusFire: Sho: *in the library.*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Ble--*SNEEZE*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Who in Godwin's name is talking about us?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Thank you dear. *frowns* We need to get out of here.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *sniff* Bless y'. *shrugs*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *in library doorway*
AilanthusFire: Sho: Eh? What the factor for?
comatoseb: Emmy: Need to get ou...what? *stares at Lucifer in slight confusion*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Why go out in the open?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Miles Edgeworth and Shinju Gouka just left the premises together.
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: And?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Claimed to be under need for a discussion on legal matters. I call bull.
comatoseb: Emmy: Shinju told me they were discussing business. o:
comatoseb: Emmy: Is something going to happen? D:
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Oh sure, let's just waltz out into the middle of that, then.
ShoelessWanderer: POLICE SIRENS: *can be heard approaching*
comatoseb: Emmy: What the bleedin' hell is that? D:
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *looks out the window* Cops.
AilanthusFire: Sho: ...hmph. We zetta need to get out of this set, fast and quiet.
comatoseb: Emmy: Shi...what'm I supposed to do with all these people?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: not my concern.
AilanthusFire: Sho: Couldn't have factored it better myself. Heh.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Start flushing the booze down the toilets and drains everywhere and make this look perfectly innocent.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *grabs both Sho and Suzume.* :|
comatoseb: Emmy: Bloody hell... *hurries off and does so. >>; *
AilanthusFire: Sho: *is le grabbed*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *immediately starts running down the stairs after Emmy to get to the cars*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *dragging Lucifer along as the sirents get closer*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *dragging the twins out as well.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Lux you have the keys?
AilanthusFire: Sho: *srs/annoyed face.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *finally gets people to act normal, and hopes that they got all the booze. >>; *
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Yeah, in my pocka- *almost dragged into a corner*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Mr. Gouka, I and one of the officers will personally escort you back to your home.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: 8| *knocks on Emmy's door angrily. Cop cars have surrounded the entire house*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Alright, thank you.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...will she be...
Advice No Jutsu: *totally wants Edgeworth to eat lead* 8|
comatoseb: Emmy: *opens the door, smiling sweetly* Oh, hello~!
ShoelessWanderer: *oh it'll happen*
comatoseb: Emmy: Might I ask what this is about?
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: We have reason to believe that you are currently serving illegal liquor as well as hosting a party for multiple well known criminials on your premises.
AilanthusFire: Sho & co.: *THEY GONE!*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: I have been given permission to shoot first and ask questions later if you do not cooperate with my request to investigate.
comatoseb: Emmy: I don't know where you got your information from, then. *laughs softly* Would you like to come in and inspect the place yourself?
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus and multiple officers: *do so*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Arrested? Alive? I'm sorry, but I can't say. Knowing her family, I'd say neither will happen.
comatoseb: Emmy: *steps aside for them, watching nervously*
Advice No Jutsu: er, arrested/killed
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: ....................*notices Altair, Sariel and related charges fleeing*
comatoseb: Emmy: *wrings her hands, trying to keep a sweet smile on her face*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...I see.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *leads Shinju to a nearby car.*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus and several officers: *immediately follow after Altair and Sariel*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *tells his bodyguards to meet him home.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *cusses under her breath as she sees that Vorenus has spotted them leaving*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *switches his route and runs near where Miles and Shinju are.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *to Lucifer* Lux with them. *takes out her gun and starts firing at Vorenus*
comatoseb: Emmy: *hurriedly cleaning up the party in case they come back >>*
ShoelessWanderer: *Other members of the polic force are swarming all of Emmy's mansion of huge inspecting and actually making a few arrests on lower level mafia members*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *shoves Shinju into the car. >8|*
comatoseb: Emmy: *has developed an eye twitch at this point*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Whoa--
comatoseb: No kidding. xD
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *upon hearing the gunshots, that is.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *also heard them. OH SHI--* Mr. Edgeworth--
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: 8| *fires back and keeps running. Sariel's running backwards, but really more so trying to cover up Altair, Sho, Suzume and Lucifer's escape*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *suddenly runs into the line of cop cars where Shinju and Miles are. OHSHI-*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: ......the HELL are you parked Altair?!
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *HATING LUCIFER--HE PARKED ELSEWHERE, but the police were swarming where his car was.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *looks over his shoulder. Sariel's getting closer, and Vorenus behind her*
comatoseb: Emmy: *trying to placate the police and get them to stop arresting people. >>; *
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: 8| LUX GIVE ALTAIR YOUR GODDAMNED KEYS AND GET TO YOUR CAR.
ShoelessWanderer: The Police: *make like, twenty arrests and ignore Emmy*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *grabs Luci's keys and drags the twins to the car, moving with them as though to shield them from bullets with himself.*
comatoseb: Emmy: ... *disappears off to her room, making sadfaise*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *follows after Altair and practically dives into the backseat*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: What do you mean, "we can't leave yet"? *SDLFJLK goddamn incompetent-- *
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *leaps onto the roof of the car Miles is sitting in*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *OHSHI--*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *WTF--*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *IGNORES MILES FOCUSES ON VORENUS*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: shitshitshit. *looks around to see if Altair has left yet*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *pulls out his pistol.* DON'T. MOVE.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *surrounded on all sides* Well this is unfortunate.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *frozen in terror, obeys him without a word.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *was still standing on the outside of the car, btw. >_>*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *please don't have left yet please please pleaaaaaaaaaase*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *pointing his pistol at Sariel. SUP?*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: ...............................................Oh what the hell. *aims at down at Miles and fires into his shoulder*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *falls back, dropping his pistol and grabs his shoulder.* Agh!
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...Edgew--
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *hits the ground, grabs his pistol and fires up at Sariel*
ShoelessWanderer: *The officers around react immediately to miles getting shot, mostly because of the shock value. Sariel takes a bullet in the arm but keeps running and makes it to Lucifer's car. She pounds on the windows* ALTAIR UNLOCK IT AND LET ME IN.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *starts swearing profusely in Arabic, then grabs Luci.* Your idiot is causing trouble. IT IS UNLOCKED.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: NO IT ISN'T. *yoinks on the car door. Totally locked.*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *unlocks it AND IS GOING TO KILL WHOEVER THE FUCK LOCKED THE DOOR.*
ShoelessWanderer: *the car locks automatically*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *leaps into the passenger's seat and slams the door shut*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *gets out of the car to kneel next to Edgeworth.* Edgeworth--what happened--?!
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Everyone ok?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Shut up. *DRIVES THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus and related officers: *also getting into their squadcars and following after Altair like Hell on wheels*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Perfectly fine. *looks at Sho and Suzume* you two? No scratches or anything?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *rolls over.* J-just shot in the shoulder... *hay there blood!*
AilanthusFire: Sho: Hmph... zetta fine. *crosses his arms, he wanted to shoot someone.*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: None.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Good. *checks out the car mirrors* .............hm. 7 squad cars.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: D-don't move. *immediately takes out a tracking device from his pocket and presses a button on it.* An ambulance will be here shortly.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Altair, your orders?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *takes it like a man and almost starts laughing, even if he's gone pale and really should just stfu and sit still.* ... A complete success.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *srs face.* How is the bleeding?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Don't you do anything, this thing is bullet proof and you know it.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Sir? Shut the fuck up.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *looks back at Altair*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: All of you shut the fuck up.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *keeps her eyes on the right passenger door mirror*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Sit still and keep your heads low. *driving like a bat out of Hell and he'll lose those squad cars because their lives depend on it.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *removes his hand from his shoulder and its covered in blood.* ...... It... it's going rather well...
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus and company: *are seriously good about keeping on Altair's ass, and are like...ten feet behind him*
ShoelessWanderer: Police Officers at the Party: *are more or less done arresting everyone, but someone asks to speak to Emmy's parents*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Just keep the pressure on it. *ohay ambulance weooh weooh*
comatoseb: Emmy: *hears through the grapevine, and ends up coming out of her room to find her parents*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *looks close to passing out.*
comatoseb: Emmy's parents: *go downstairs to talk to 'someone' xD*
ShoelessWanderer: Police: *blah bah we really should be arresting you but we'll let you all off with a warning blah*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...Edgeworth. You'll be alright now. *HEY AMBULANCE WORKERS ARE ALREADY THERE and helping Edgey*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Thank you... Mr. Gouka. *looking, well, like he was just shot, but completely pleased with himself. Aside form the pain.*
comatoseb: Papa: *blah blah thanks for the warning, we won't do it again (yeahright) blah*
ShoelessWanderer: Police: *leave the party*
comatoseb: Emmy: *looks around at the few people left at the party. >>; *
AilanthusFire: Shinju: No, thank you. ...*decides to go with Edgey to the hospital. : D*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *manages to lose the cops and abandons the car at another location to take Sariel, Luci and the twins in another waiting car to a safe location.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose* Thank you, Altair.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *manages not to pass out and watches Shinju through half open eyes the entire way there.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *his arms are crossed, looking rather worried.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *somewhat pissed, and wonders if Miles really needed to talk to Shinju about business after all*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: She gets shot far too often.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: She is sitting right next too you.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: You both could learn a lesson in being discreet.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Bought you time, didn't it?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *turns to Sariel with a very angry glare*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *shrinks*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: No, we WAITED for you. And did you shoot the DA?!
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: .................
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Sariel you didn't.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: He isn't dead, is he.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Shoulder shot. Not plausibly fatal.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: He had his gun aimed at me as well.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *URGE TO KILL RISING.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Oh we're fucked
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Jesus Christ, Sara could you have been any more fucking reckless?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Is the bullet in your arm?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Yeah.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *grabs Sariel roughly and pulls out a knife.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *would have reacted but she's actually quite used to this at this point*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *digs the bullet out and is not careful about it as he normally is.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *lets out the usual string of cursing*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *pushes her away and starts cleaning off his hands.* Learn take the bullets out on your own.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: It's like taking care of a /child./
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: I was going to when we got to the house thank you.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Did I ask you to speak?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: oh for the love of-
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: AHEM.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: No, I did not, so STOP DOING IT. *letting his anger flash out for once.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Would you two stop fucking trying to play "who's the more powerful bodyguard" all the time? Jesus. It's getting old.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Sir. Be quiet.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: I take orders from Stark and Stark alone. Learn the hierarchy.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *is fucking furious. Goes and visits Miles at the hospital*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: I'm asking for a little fucking respect from you and that's all.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *for some reason, is still there at the hospital next to Miles.*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: It was you who hired that walking bulletsponge. *@ Luci*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: I cannot respect an /idiot./
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *fell asleep. Sleepy DA. 8| I mean, drugged up DA. BD*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *desire to punch Altair rising*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *sighs* Shinju?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *DO IT BITCH, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *raises his head towards Vorenus.* ...I'm sorry... do I know you?
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Lucius Vorenus. He been out long?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: ......... objection....zzz....
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Ah. Just half an hour or so.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: I see.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: IDIOT am I?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *oh my god why won't they shut up*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Yes.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Well I'm sorry I'm not fucking putting the fear of God into everyone with one goddamn glance. I swear to God you have an ego the size of a motherfucking freight train just because everyone shtis their pants at the sight of you
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *raises his hand and slaps her across the face, hard. He won't even dignify her with a punch to the face.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *punches him back*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *grabs her fist and twists her arm, shoving her against the wall.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: BOTH OF YOU. STOP.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *waits until Edgeworth wakes up*
AilanthusFire: Sho: *facepalms. To Suzume.* Should we get Dad?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: You. Will. Learn. Your. Place. *quiet, deadly, uncaring; he shoves her away.*
AilanthusFire: Sho: ...nevermind.
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Are you jesting? This is entertaining.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: God, why must you two always do this?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *points at Lucifer.* Shut up and call your cousin.
AilanthusFire: Sho: Heh. Still, it would be a zetta shame to lose an element from our set.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And I believe that Tony's given you orders about giving me orders. *DEATH GLARE*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Dad told Altair not to kill her, so he won't.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Namely don't do it unless we're under an emergency
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *calls up Tony*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: You should learn to use better judgement instead of running your mouth like a fool.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gives Altair a little look of 'Tonight has been bad. Just please, please be quiet,'* Come on pick up
AilanthusFire: Tony: Please tell me you're calling to tell me what a wonderful time you had.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Sorry to dissapoint.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: I think this would qualify as an emergency. *moves over to Suzume and Sho and folds his arms.*
AilanthusFire: Tony: Hmph. What's the status, then?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Be glad you weren't there. DA was there, left with Gouka, police raided.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *opens his eyes and yawns.* ... ?
AilanthusFire: Tony: Sounds like one hell of a time. Everyone still in one piece?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Meh. More or less. Sariel took a bullet and I just dealt with yet another bodyguard bitch fight. No word yet on how many people we lost in arrests.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *looks like he's wondering why he's there, but doesn't want to leave.*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Good, you're awake
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: How's your arm?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: The kids are fine.
AilanthusFire: Tony: Heh. Those two are like a cat and a dog. Just let 'em fight, it'll be fine. ...as for the arrests... I'll talk with you about that when you get back.
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: HI FATHER~!!
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I can't feel much. How did the operation go?
AilanthusFire: Tony: *laughs.* Give Suzume and Sho my regards.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Sometimes I think we should just let them beat the shit out of each other, but then we'd have no bodyguards. Anyway. Should be to your house soon. ....*looks over at Suzume* You wanna talk to him?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Well. You'll be fully healed in a week or so.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Thankfully
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *sighs.* A small price to pay.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Twenty arrests.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *puts his hands into his pockets.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *smirks.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: The next month is going to be a busy one.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Altair got away. Nothing else is new.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: They're tense, Vorenus.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Understandably so, but they're getting weak.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Which means they're going to be more defensive.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I'm aware of that, but we can use that to our advantage.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Which we will discuss when you are not hopped up on pain killers
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Hmph. I expect to be in my office tomorrow morning at 8am.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Miles.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: It's not enough to affect his state of mind. *raises an eyebrow. He knows his medical stuff. 8|*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Lucius.
comatoseb: xD
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Half a day. Please.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: You can take work home with you but take time to recover as well.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *sighs.* I'd recommend at least two days off work, Mr. Edgeworth.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: I'll bring you files if need be,
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: ... Fine, have my files delivered personally.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: At LEAST.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Thank you.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *yay. : D*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Two days. No more. >|
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Go by how you're feeling.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I'm feeling that I want to go back to my office.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *shakes his head and laugh*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *laughs a little and folds his arms.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *shoots Vorenus an intense look. He's dead serious; he wants these bitches taken down*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Look. I'm as invested in this as you are but you cannot put your health at risk over it.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: It isn't a health risk.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Except in the sense that I risk /my/ life every day just by going to work. So I fail to see how there is much of a difference.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Miles? Get some rest.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Are you going to stare at me until I do? That isn't very polite.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *Translation: GTFO SO I CAN SLEEP.*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *eyerolls* it's like fighting with the wife sometimes. *walks out*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *smiles at Vorenus's comment and stands there for a few seconds, not sure if he wants to say something.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *cleaning up; everyone's left the party*
And the chat log. Muses in the log are:
nottheherotype -Tony Stark, head of the mafia
one_who_flies - Altaïr ibn La'Ahad, Tony Stark's bodyguard
spare_epithets -S uzume Stark, one half of the Stark twins
stupid_zeros - Sho Stark, the other half of the Stark twins.
___lucifer - Lucifer Morningstar, A member of the mafia, second after Tony Stark
seraphsariel - Sariel, bodyguard for Lucifer
princesseimi - Emeraude Iserath, only daughter from a newly rich family
verily_ergo - Miles Edgeworth, a district attorney and upper class man
l_vorenus - Lucius Vorenus, police comissioner
hellfire_gouka - Shinju Gouka, figurehead of Gouka Health Industries and upper class, dating Emmy
ShoelessWanderer: OUR SETTING: A party held by Emmy's family. It's big. It's grand. And it's hella public at their mansion of huge. Of course, go to the right room and there's the obvious alocohol, and not just the crappy corn stuff, *real* booze imported from elsewhere (thanks to a certain organized crime organization.)
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer and Sariel: *generally hanging outside and keeping to themselves, as they're there because not going would make them look bad*
comatoseb: Emmy: *greeting guests casually, a drink in her hand*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gives her a nod and mutters something to Sariel*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *standing nearby, two bodyguards flanking him. Can't be too careful. >_>*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *smiles at Emmy*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *passes by Luci and Sariel.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles back* How are the two of you doing this fine evening?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Emmy, a word, if I may?
comatoseb: Emmy: Of course. Shall we go aside?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *drops his voice* The hell is the dA doing here?
comatoseb: Emmy: *glances back* It's a public party. Papa invited him, I'd assume. >>;
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *facepalm*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *partakes of the rather wonderful wine that's being offered. /D*
comatoseb: Emmy: It won't cause any trouble, I assure you.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Mafia and cops at the same party. Not the brighest of moves on your dad's part.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: >| Better not.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gets up and walks away. Sariel trails behind him*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *offers Lucifer a very plastic smile. He doesn't have concrete evidence against Luci yet.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gives Miles a look of bitch I will cut you and walks past him*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *Gives him a look of "Come here and try it."*
comatoseb: Emmy: *after Lucifer leaves, she wanders over to Shinju, greeting him with a quick peck on the cheek* Hello, luv. <3
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *Channels her inner Altair and glares at Miles*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *just smiles at Sariel.* Good evening.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Sir. 8|
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *briefly strokes her cheek.* Em. <3
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *gives Lucifer a 'we should get going' nudge*
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles brightly at him* How're you enjoying the party so far? <3
AilanthusFire: Bodyguards: *are just STARING at the mafia people. :|*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Leaving so soon?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: We don't say anything to you, you don't say anything to us, the party goes on, no one gets shot. Sound fair?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: It's nice. ...Although you know I always get nervous at public parties like this.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: So hostile. Let the record show you mentioned bloodshed first. I'm simply starting a conversation.
comatoseb: Emmy: *chuckles softly* Of course. Still, it's nice to see that no one's been shot so far. No drama of any sort. It's almost - dare I say - pleasant. *laughs*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Heh. It's painfully uncommon in this town.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *warning tone* Sir.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *elbows Lucifer in the ribs. Hard.*
comatoseb: Emmy: So true. It would be rather nice to see everyone get along for once...though, with this crowd, I doubt it'll ever reach that point.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I have no interest in conflict here tonight. And, your friend is terribly revealing. Do you have that much to hide here?
Advice No Jutsu: *your friend's actions
Advice No Jutsu: *are
Advice No Jutsu: 8|
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *eyes showing an intense disdain and his mouth is twisted into a half smirk, half grimace.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And I am attempting to ensure that as well, Miles. But as it stands, your mere pressence here can be seen as a threat.
comatoseb: Emmy: ...I'll be right back, darling. *pecks Shinju on the cheek again, then hurries over to the slightly escalating situation*
comatoseb: Emmy: Now, now, what's all this about? o:
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: It's a mere observation, nothing more.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...*frowns slightly, wondering what's going on.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *glares at Miles*
Advice No Jutsu: My mind ttly has a bathroom.
comatoseb: Emmy: *glances between Lucifer and Miles* I don't want any bloodshed or bickering at this party. D:
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *smiles* My dear it waas merely a conversation.
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles faintly* ...I certainly hope so. I don't want to play moderator all night. *wanders back to Shinju*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: What was--...no, it's better if I didn't ask. *looks off.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *makes a clearly annoyed face and looks back at Edgeworth* As I said. Don't talk to me. I won't talk to you. Neither one of us has to draw out a gun. And then tomorrow we go back to trying to get the other person six feet under.
comatoseb: Emmy: *laughs softly, looping her arm through his* It wasn't anything, really. Just a bit of an argument waiting to happen.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *just......-smiles- at Lucifer.* Is that a threat? You're quite honestly /horrible/ at civil conversation.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Between some of the... conflicting occupations, I'd imagine.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: I'm civil with the people I wish to be civil with.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: You hold no such esteem in my mind.
comatoseb: Emmy: *can't help but chuckle wryly* Of course. It didn't help that Lucifer asked me almost immediately why the DA is here...
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: You should be more careful of your words. You hold no esteem in mine, but I'm still civil. Because, unlike you, I have a real desire to /end/ bloodshed.
comatoseb: Emmy: It's not my fault Papa wants to keep the peace by inviting everyone of importance...
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *mumbling to himself* Half of which want me dead.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Whereas bloodshed happens to be my business.
comatoseb: Emmy: *looks up at him, frowning slightly, then leans against him, rubbing his arm consolingly* Nothing will happen tonight.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: This conversation is only making my job easier.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: You really enjoy making incriminating statements, don't you?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: You can't be sure of that, Em. *motions to the bodyguards he has with him.* You can never be sure.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And how is it making your job easier? I've confessed to nothing, Miles.
comatoseb: Emmy: *glances back at the bodyguards* ...well, as long as I'm with you, right? Papa would have the head of anyone who tried anything near me...
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: A blatant threat--several, I might add--with the addition of the statement "whereas bloodshed happens to be my business."
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...*sighs, not wanting to argue any more.* Let's talk about something else.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Your lack of tact and grace is actually entertaining.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: A statement that any man could make in regards to weapons trade. Really now. You know I'm employed for Stark Industries and that's what we sell.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And that it is perfectly legal.
comatoseb: Emmy: Of course~. It really is a nice night, isn't it?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Implying that a situation may lead to bloodshed is hardly an indication of legal intentions. I don't take kindly to death threats.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Yeah, it feels pleasant. Clean, almost.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: I wasn't threatening you. I was merely pointing out that you are the oddman out here.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And on another note, isn't it a bit bizzaare for our beloved district attorney to be here drinking?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: When the law so clearly states that the making, selling, transporting and consumption of liquor is illegal?
comatoseb: Emmy: Rather. I do enjoy the cool breeze. *sips at the drink she'd almost forgotten about* Would you like something to drink..?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: No. I'm not interested in alcohol, remember?
comatoseb: Emmy: Of course. We do have other things, though. *laughs*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: I'm not thirsty anyway. *shrugs*
comatoseb: Emmy: *shrugs as well, suddenly lost for conversation*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *smiles widely, knowingly, as if Luci's not aware of some other fact.* Mr. Morningstar, lying through your teeth is a pitiful attempt at regaining civility in a conversation that you so wonderfully turned /sour./ Might I add that one does what one must in light of desperate circumstances. Leave the law and its consequences to those who dictate it. *offers him a final smile before emptying his glass.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: You should go talk with the other guests. I'm sure you have relations to keep up and that sort of thing, no?
comatoseb: Emmy: ...but of course. *under her breath* If I could find someone who wasn't currently engaged in a dispute over business...
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gives Miles a decidedly sour look and begins to walk off. Sariel follows him immediately, but offers Miles one last look of supicion. Once they're a few rooms over Lucifer frowns* Sara, are any of the Starks here?
comatoseb: Emmy: I'll be around, if you need me at all. Do enjoy yourself. *kisses him again softly before heading off to mingle*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Of course. *gives her a brief smile as she walks away.*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: *sitting in the garden, bored. :/*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Not sure. your orders?
comatoseb: Emmy: *finds Suzume* Suzume, are you enjoying yourself?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *standing with her. B|*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *sighs* Text them, let them know the DAs here, move with caution.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *debating on whether to add the flowers to his collection of garbage.* :|
ShoelessWanderer: Sarierl: *does this. The message reads* M. Edgeworth present. No action, but be cautious.
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: *checks her phone.* ... Eh.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *flips open his phone boredly.* Pfffft. Zetta figures.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Christ I want to sock that man in the face.
comatoseb: Emmy: *frowns slightly when she sees them take their phones out* Have you been around much? The gardens certainly are delightful~
AilanthusFire: Sho: *mumbles* These gardens are garbage. I'd much rather add them to the heap. >|
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: *waves a lazy hand at Emmy.* Doesn't your father possess a .... library? Collection of books? /Anything/?
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Shut up brother, you'd add /everything/ to your heap.
comatoseb: Emmy: *stifles the urge to smack Sho, turning to Suzume* He does, as a matter of fact.
comatoseb: Emmy: Would you like me to show you them..?
AilanthusFire: Sho: Zetta duh. The world is garbage. :|
comatoseb: Emmy: That's a rather rubbish view of the world. 8|
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: /You're/ garbage, jerkface. *stands up*
AilanthusFire: Sho: Your comments are insignificant. >|
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: >P
AilanthusFire: Sho: >P
comatoseb: Emmy: *rolls her eyes at Sho* Shall we go, then, Suzume?
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Come with us? *@ Sho*
AilanthusFire: Sho: ...k. *folds his arms and follows.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *thinking to herself 'OGAWDSPLEASEDON'TCOMEWITH* ...this way~
comatoseb: Emmy: *leads them off to the library*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *wanders over to Shinju.* Hello Mr. Gouka.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...Mr. Edgeworth, correct?
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: *follows, YAY BOOKS.* Finally, something worth my analysis.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *looks around for math books.* >|
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Yes. May I take a seat?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Of course.
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles proudly* It's all organised fairly neatly; I hope you can find something of interest to you both. (maths texts are on the third shelf from the left)
AilanthusFire: Shinju: I have to say... your presence here is a bit of a relief.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *finds them. STARTS MATHING OUT. >D*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *sits down with Shinju--he's actually just drinking water, now.* I can't imagine why. *he says this with a slight smile and a bit of sarcasm.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Heh. Maybe it's just your aura. *smiles slightly himself.*
AilanthusFire: Sho: *starts reading like all the math books at once.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *stares in mild awe at Sho, and slowly backs away* ...I'll...just leave you to this, then.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...Have you been doing well?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Well enough.
comatoseb: Emmy: *wanders back to the main area*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer and Sariel: *standing where the food is, talking very quietly*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I have learned a lot from simply standing here at this party. It's surprising what people will reveal when they become tense.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: And how are you?
comatoseb: Emmy: *sees Lucifer and Sariel from afar and wonders if she should greet them at all*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *omnomnom sweedish meatballs*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Hmm. I've been alright. So, those criminals were trying to bother you earlier?
comatoseb: Emmy: *decides to, and wanders over to them* I see you're enjoying the food. *smiles*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Best thing all night, aside from your charming face, my dear.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *EYEROLL*
comatoseb: Emmy: *smiles appreciatively* Well, thank you. I do apologise that Mr Edgeworth is here...
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Meh. Couldn't be helped, just wish that he hadn't conversed with me.
comatoseb: Emmy: *shrugs slightly* Trying to be civil for a night, perhaps?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I honestly have no desire for conflict this evening. It would lead to unnecessary actions from both parties. It was worth the trouble, however.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Better if he had just kept to himself.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Idiot here doesn't know when to shut the hell up and walk away from a conversation.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Oh? Did they say anything particularly interesting?
comatoseb: Emmy: So I had noticed. *under her breath* On both counts... *chuckles softly at Sariel's comment* Did it work out, at any rate?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: We're not arrested or full of holes, are we?
comatoseb: Emmy: Fair enough. I'll take that as one of the best ways it could have gone.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *waves a hand.* It's nothing at all.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Indeed. How's the boyfriend?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *HAH talking with Shinju.*
comatoseb: Emmy: He seems to be well, if not a bit nervous. *glances around slightly*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *shrugs* Hn.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Can't imagine why.
comatoseb: Emmy: *snorts lightly, hiding it by faking a cough*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: ... Be careful, Mr. Gouka. *looks at the bodyguards.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: It's good of your dad to try and keep everyone civil but honestly though, the tension here is killing everyone.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *sighs.* I'm being as careful as I can, Mr. Edgeworth.
comatoseb: Emmy: I can tell...Shinju has bodyguards, you and Mr Edgeworth were practically at each other's throats... *sighs*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Mafia and cops don't mix. It's as simple as that, Emmy.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *pulls out a large pack of mints and starts eating a few of them. >_>*
comatoseb: Emmy: It seems logical, but somehow it just doesn't compute with Papa. >>
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *rubs the bridge of his nose* No kidding.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: If you'll excuse me, I must use the restroom. *passes through the main area, looking very nauseated.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Alright.
comatoseb: Emmy: I try to tell him...two separate parties: one for the mafia connections, one for the police...
comatoseb: Emmy: But he just doesn't listen. *rolls her eyes slightly*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *takes note of that and slides into the bathroom, then shuts the door.* ................. *calls Vorenus*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Meh, it's cost effective to do one big one, I get that.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: About time.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I'm putting my neck on the line. Do not start with me.
comatoseb: Emmy: That, too. We may be rich, but money doesn't grow on trees. *laughs wryly*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Who's there, exactly and what's your location? How many civillians?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *grins* No. It comes from us.
comatoseb: Emmy: *smirks* It certainly did.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Where is your dad anyway? I haven't seen him all night.
comatoseb: Emmy: I...*looks around again* I thought he was mingling, to be honest. It is a rather large place; it's possible you just haven't met up at all?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Most likely.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: About fifty. Lucifer Morningstar, a companion of his--a blonde, dark skinned woman--Emeraude Iserath, Shinju Gouka with two bodyguards, and I have heard rumor of the Stark family's children being on the premises, though I haven't seen them.
comatoseb: Emmy: Best of luck finding him; was there anything you needed him for..?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Nope, just commenting.
comatoseb: Everything looks right to me. o:
comatoseb: Emmy: Aa, I see. *smiles slightly* He and Mother might've disappeared off, as well...leaving me to take care of everyone, of course~ *rolls her eyes slightly*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Alright. We're five minutes from your location. I want Gouka out of there with you before we get there, got it?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: I do not want to think about what they might've disappeared off to do.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Sir? Ew.
comatoseb: Emmy: Nor I, to be honest. >>;
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *shudders*
comatoseb: Emmy: *second'd*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Understood.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: And because I know you, just go home, don't linger.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I will take him to the agreed rendezvous point.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: See you in five minutes then. *hangs up*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *splashes water on his face and wanders out of the bathroom, through the crowd to Shinju.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *sitting at a table boredly, listening to random conversations*
comatoseb: Emmy: I'm going to go mingle a bit more, I'll see you both later. *smiles, waving slightly as she heads off to the main room*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Mr. Gouka. *places a hand on his shoulder.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ? Yes?
comatoseb: Emmy: *sees Miles over with Shinju, and wonders what's up there*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Hm. Good thing Tony didn't show up tonight.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *lowers his voice.* I have reason to believe your life may be in danger. Please come with me, under the pretense of discussing matters of your company.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...very well. *stands up and motions for his guards to follow.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *wanders over* Are you leaving already, Shinju?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Yes, I'm afraid so. I've some business to discuss. I'll talk with you soon, Em. <3
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *perks up at this significantly*
comatoseb: Emmy: *pouts slightly* Of course. Do call me up later? <3
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Don't I always?
comatoseb: Emmy: *giggles* Of course. Best of luck with your business, then~ <3
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Merde.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *stares at their general direction*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: We must discuss these matters in private, Mr. Gouka. *begins walking quite calmly.* I want to address the legal liabilities of your company.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: That isn't a good sign.
comatoseb: Emmy: *watches them leave, then wanders around, mingling with varying people*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: I understand. *begins to follow him out of the building.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: No. No it isn't.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *leads Shinju out, talking of blah blah blah legal rampage etc*
comatoseb: Emmy: *wanders by the food again, smiling slightly at Lucifer and Sariel as she passes*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *litigation Jackson, etc*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *waiting at rendevous points looking decidedly annoyed*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *IMPORTANT LEGAL DOCUMENTS*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *I CALL EXHIBIT 2-B TO MY CHAMBERS*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Emmy, dear, did you say that Sho and Suzume were here?
comatoseb: Emmy: ...yes, they're here. Last I checked, they were in the library. Why?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Where is it?
AilanthusFire: Sho: *ACHOO.*
comatoseb: Emmy: I can show you, if you like. o: *leads them there*
AilanthusFire: Sho: *in the library.*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Ble--*SNEEZE*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Who in Godwin's name is talking about us?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Thank you dear. *frowns* We need to get out of here.
AilanthusFire: Sho: *sniff* Bless y'. *shrugs*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *in library doorway*
AilanthusFire: Sho: Eh? What the factor for?
comatoseb: Emmy: Need to get ou...what? *stares at Lucifer in slight confusion*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Why go out in the open?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Miles Edgeworth and Shinju Gouka just left the premises together.
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: And?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Claimed to be under need for a discussion on legal matters. I call bull.
comatoseb: Emmy: Shinju told me they were discussing business. o:
comatoseb: Emmy: Is something going to happen? D:
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Oh sure, let's just waltz out into the middle of that, then.
ShoelessWanderer: POLICE SIRENS: *can be heard approaching*
comatoseb: Emmy: What the bleedin' hell is that? D:
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *looks out the window* Cops.
AilanthusFire: Sho: ...hmph. We zetta need to get out of this set, fast and quiet.
comatoseb: Emmy: Shi...what'm I supposed to do with all these people?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: not my concern.
AilanthusFire: Sho: Couldn't have factored it better myself. Heh.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Start flushing the booze down the toilets and drains everywhere and make this look perfectly innocent.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *grabs both Sho and Suzume.* :|
comatoseb: Emmy: Bloody hell... *hurries off and does so. >>; *
AilanthusFire: Sho: *is le grabbed*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *immediately starts running down the stairs after Emmy to get to the cars*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *dragging Lucifer along as the sirents get closer*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *dragging the twins out as well.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Lux you have the keys?
AilanthusFire: Sho: *srs/annoyed face.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *finally gets people to act normal, and hopes that they got all the booze. >>; *
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Yeah, in my pocka- *almost dragged into a corner*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Mr. Gouka, I and one of the officers will personally escort you back to your home.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: 8| *knocks on Emmy's door angrily. Cop cars have surrounded the entire house*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Alright, thank you.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...will she be...
Advice No Jutsu: *totally wants Edgeworth to eat lead* 8|
comatoseb: Emmy: *opens the door, smiling sweetly* Oh, hello~!
ShoelessWanderer: *oh it'll happen*
comatoseb: Emmy: Might I ask what this is about?
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: We have reason to believe that you are currently serving illegal liquor as well as hosting a party for multiple well known criminials on your premises.
AilanthusFire: Sho & co.: *THEY GONE!*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: I have been given permission to shoot first and ask questions later if you do not cooperate with my request to investigate.
comatoseb: Emmy: I don't know where you got your information from, then. *laughs softly* Would you like to come in and inspect the place yourself?
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus and multiple officers: *do so*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Arrested? Alive? I'm sorry, but I can't say. Knowing her family, I'd say neither will happen.
comatoseb: Emmy: *steps aside for them, watching nervously*
Advice No Jutsu: er, arrested/killed
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: ....................*notices Altair, Sariel and related charges fleeing*
comatoseb: Emmy: *wrings her hands, trying to keep a sweet smile on her face*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...I see.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *leads Shinju to a nearby car.*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus and several officers: *immediately follow after Altair and Sariel*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *tells his bodyguards to meet him home.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *cusses under her breath as she sees that Vorenus has spotted them leaving*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *switches his route and runs near where Miles and Shinju are.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *to Lucifer* Lux with them. *takes out her gun and starts firing at Vorenus*
comatoseb: Emmy: *hurriedly cleaning up the party in case they come back >>*
ShoelessWanderer: *Other members of the polic force are swarming all of Emmy's mansion of huge inspecting and actually making a few arrests on lower level mafia members*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *shoves Shinju into the car. >8|*
comatoseb: Emmy: *has developed an eye twitch at this point*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Whoa--
comatoseb: No kidding. xD
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *upon hearing the gunshots, that is.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *also heard them. OH SHI--* Mr. Edgeworth--
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: 8| *fires back and keeps running. Sariel's running backwards, but really more so trying to cover up Altair, Sho, Suzume and Lucifer's escape*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *suddenly runs into the line of cop cars where Shinju and Miles are. OHSHI-*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: ......the HELL are you parked Altair?!
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *HATING LUCIFER--HE PARKED ELSEWHERE, but the police were swarming where his car was.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *looks over his shoulder. Sariel's getting closer, and Vorenus behind her*
comatoseb: Emmy: *trying to placate the police and get them to stop arresting people. >>; *
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: 8| LUX GIVE ALTAIR YOUR GODDAMNED KEYS AND GET TO YOUR CAR.
ShoelessWanderer: The Police: *make like, twenty arrests and ignore Emmy*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *grabs Luci's keys and drags the twins to the car, moving with them as though to shield them from bullets with himself.*
comatoseb: Emmy: ... *disappears off to her room, making sadfaise*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *follows after Altair and practically dives into the backseat*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: What do you mean, "we can't leave yet"? *SDLFJLK goddamn incompetent-- *
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *leaps onto the roof of the car Miles is sitting in*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *OHSHI--*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *WTF--*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *IGNORES MILES FOCUSES ON VORENUS*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: shitshitshit. *looks around to see if Altair has left yet*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *pulls out his pistol.* DON'T. MOVE.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *surrounded on all sides* Well this is unfortunate.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *frozen in terror, obeys him without a word.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *was still standing on the outside of the car, btw. >_>*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *please don't have left yet please please pleaaaaaaaaaase*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *pointing his pistol at Sariel. SUP?*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: ...............................................Oh what the hell. *aims at down at Miles and fires into his shoulder*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *falls back, dropping his pistol and grabs his shoulder.* Agh!
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...Edgew--
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *hits the ground, grabs his pistol and fires up at Sariel*
ShoelessWanderer: *The officers around react immediately to miles getting shot, mostly because of the shock value. Sariel takes a bullet in the arm but keeps running and makes it to Lucifer's car. She pounds on the windows* ALTAIR UNLOCK IT AND LET ME IN.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *starts swearing profusely in Arabic, then grabs Luci.* Your idiot is causing trouble. IT IS UNLOCKED.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: NO IT ISN'T. *yoinks on the car door. Totally locked.*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *unlocks it AND IS GOING TO KILL WHOEVER THE FUCK LOCKED THE DOOR.*
ShoelessWanderer: *the car locks automatically*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *leaps into the passenger's seat and slams the door shut*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *gets out of the car to kneel next to Edgeworth.* Edgeworth--what happened--?!
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Everyone ok?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Shut up. *DRIVES THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus and related officers: *also getting into their squadcars and following after Altair like Hell on wheels*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Perfectly fine. *looks at Sho and Suzume* you two? No scratches or anything?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *rolls over.* J-just shot in the shoulder... *hay there blood!*
AilanthusFire: Sho: Hmph... zetta fine. *crosses his arms, he wanted to shoot someone.*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: None.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Good. *checks out the car mirrors* .............hm. 7 squad cars.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: D-don't move. *immediately takes out a tracking device from his pocket and presses a button on it.* An ambulance will be here shortly.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Altair, your orders?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *takes it like a man and almost starts laughing, even if he's gone pale and really should just stfu and sit still.* ... A complete success.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *srs face.* How is the bleeding?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Don't you do anything, this thing is bullet proof and you know it.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Sir? Shut the fuck up.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *looks back at Altair*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: All of you shut the fuck up.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *keeps her eyes on the right passenger door mirror*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Sit still and keep your heads low. *driving like a bat out of Hell and he'll lose those squad cars because their lives depend on it.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *removes his hand from his shoulder and its covered in blood.* ...... It... it's going rather well...
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus and company: *are seriously good about keeping on Altair's ass, and are like...ten feet behind him*
ShoelessWanderer: Police Officers at the Party: *are more or less done arresting everyone, but someone asks to speak to Emmy's parents*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Just keep the pressure on it. *ohay ambulance weooh weooh*
comatoseb: Emmy: *hears through the grapevine, and ends up coming out of her room to find her parents*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *looks close to passing out.*
comatoseb: Emmy's parents: *go downstairs to talk to 'someone' xD*
ShoelessWanderer: Police: *blah bah we really should be arresting you but we'll let you all off with a warning blah*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: ...Edgeworth. You'll be alright now. *HEY AMBULANCE WORKERS ARE ALREADY THERE and helping Edgey*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Thank you... Mr. Gouka. *looking, well, like he was just shot, but completely pleased with himself. Aside form the pain.*
comatoseb: Papa: *blah blah thanks for the warning, we won't do it again (yeahright) blah*
ShoelessWanderer: Police: *leave the party*
comatoseb: Emmy: *looks around at the few people left at the party. >>; *
AilanthusFire: Shinju: No, thank you. ...*decides to go with Edgey to the hospital. : D*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *manages to lose the cops and abandons the car at another location to take Sariel, Luci and the twins in another waiting car to a safe location.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose* Thank you, Altair.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *manages not to pass out and watches Shinju through half open eyes the entire way there.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *his arms are crossed, looking rather worried.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *somewhat pissed, and wonders if Miles really needed to talk to Shinju about business after all*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: She gets shot far too often.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: She is sitting right next too you.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: You both could learn a lesson in being discreet.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Bought you time, didn't it?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *turns to Sariel with a very angry glare*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *shrinks*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: No, we WAITED for you. And did you shoot the DA?!
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: .................
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Sariel you didn't.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: He isn't dead, is he.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Shoulder shot. Not plausibly fatal.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: He had his gun aimed at me as well.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *URGE TO KILL RISING.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Oh we're fucked
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Jesus Christ, Sara could you have been any more fucking reckless?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Is the bullet in your arm?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Yeah.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *grabs Sariel roughly and pulls out a knife.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *would have reacted but she's actually quite used to this at this point*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *digs the bullet out and is not careful about it as he normally is.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *lets out the usual string of cursing*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *pushes her away and starts cleaning off his hands.* Learn take the bullets out on your own.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: It's like taking care of a /child./
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: I was going to when we got to the house thank you.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Did I ask you to speak?
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: oh for the love of-
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: AHEM.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: No, I did not, so STOP DOING IT. *letting his anger flash out for once.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Would you two stop fucking trying to play "who's the more powerful bodyguard" all the time? Jesus. It's getting old.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Sir. Be quiet.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: I take orders from Stark and Stark alone. Learn the hierarchy.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *is fucking furious. Goes and visits Miles at the hospital*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: I'm asking for a little fucking respect from you and that's all.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *for some reason, is still there at the hospital next to Miles.*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: It was you who hired that walking bulletsponge. *@ Luci*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: I cannot respect an /idiot./
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *fell asleep. Sleepy DA. 8| I mean, drugged up DA. BD*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *desire to punch Altair rising*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *sighs* Shinju?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *DO IT BITCH, SEE WHAT HAPPENS.*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *raises his head towards Vorenus.* ...I'm sorry... do I know you?
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Lucius Vorenus. He been out long?
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: ......... objection....zzz....
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Ah. Just half an hour or so.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: I see.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: IDIOT am I?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *oh my god why won't they shut up*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: Yes.
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: Well I'm sorry I'm not fucking putting the fear of God into everyone with one goddamn glance. I swear to God you have an ego the size of a motherfucking freight train just because everyone shtis their pants at the sight of you
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *raises his hand and slaps her across the face, hard. He won't even dignify her with a punch to the face.*
ShoelessWanderer: Sariel: *punches him back*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *grabs her fist and twists her arm, shoving her against the wall.*
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: BOTH OF YOU. STOP.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *waits until Edgeworth wakes up*
AilanthusFire: Sho: *facepalms. To Suzume.* Should we get Dad?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: You. Will. Learn. Your. Place. *quiet, deadly, uncaring; he shoves her away.*
AilanthusFire: Sho: ...nevermind.
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Are you jesting? This is entertaining.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: God, why must you two always do this?
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: *points at Lucifer.* Shut up and call your cousin.
AilanthusFire: Sho: Heh. Still, it would be a zetta shame to lose an element from our set.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: And I believe that Tony's given you orders about giving me orders. *DEATH GLARE*
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: Dad told Altair not to kill her, so he won't.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Namely don't do it unless we're under an emergency
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *calls up Tony*
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: You should learn to use better judgement instead of running your mouth like a fool.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: *gives Altair a little look of 'Tonight has been bad. Just please, please be quiet,'* Come on pick up
AilanthusFire: Tony: Please tell me you're calling to tell me what a wonderful time you had.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Sorry to dissapoint.
Advice No Jutsu: Altair: I think this would qualify as an emergency. *moves over to Suzume and Sho and folds his arms.*
AilanthusFire: Tony: Hmph. What's the status, then?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Be glad you weren't there. DA was there, left with Gouka, police raided.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *opens his eyes and yawns.* ... ?
AilanthusFire: Tony: Sounds like one hell of a time. Everyone still in one piece?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Meh. More or less. Sariel took a bullet and I just dealt with yet another bodyguard bitch fight. No word yet on how many people we lost in arrests.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *looks like he's wondering why he's there, but doesn't want to leave.*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Good, you're awake
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: How's your arm?
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: The kids are fine.
AilanthusFire: Tony: Heh. Those two are like a cat and a dog. Just let 'em fight, it'll be fine. ...as for the arrests... I'll talk with you about that when you get back.
Advice No Jutsu: Suzume: HI FATHER~!!
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I can't feel much. How did the operation go?
AilanthusFire: Tony: *laughs.* Give Suzume and Sho my regards.
ShoelessWanderer: Lucifer: Sometimes I think we should just let them beat the shit out of each other, but then we'd have no bodyguards. Anyway. Should be to your house soon. ....*looks over at Suzume* You wanna talk to him?
AilanthusFire: Shinju: Well. You'll be fully healed in a week or so.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Thankfully
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *sighs.* A small price to pay.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Twenty arrests.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *puts his hands into his pockets.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *smirks.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: The next month is going to be a busy one.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Altair got away. Nothing else is new.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: They're tense, Vorenus.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Understandably so, but they're getting weak.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Which means they're going to be more defensive.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I'm aware of that, but we can use that to our advantage.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Which we will discuss when you are not hopped up on pain killers
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Hmph. I expect to be in my office tomorrow morning at 8am.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Miles.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: It's not enough to affect his state of mind. *raises an eyebrow. He knows his medical stuff. 8|*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Lucius.
comatoseb: xD
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Half a day. Please.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: You can take work home with you but take time to recover as well.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *sighs.* I'd recommend at least two days off work, Mr. Edgeworth.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: I'll bring you files if need be,
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: ... Fine, have my files delivered personally.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: At LEAST.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Thank you.
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *yay. : D*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Two days. No more. >|
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Go by how you're feeling.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: I'm feeling that I want to go back to my office.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *shakes his head and laugh*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *laughs a little and folds his arms.*
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *shoots Vorenus an intense look. He's dead serious; he wants these bitches taken down*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Look. I'm as invested in this as you are but you cannot put your health at risk over it.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: It isn't a health risk.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Except in the sense that I risk /my/ life every day just by going to work. So I fail to see how there is much of a difference.
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: Miles? Get some rest.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: Are you going to stare at me until I do? That isn't very polite.
Advice No Jutsu: Miles: *Translation: GTFO SO I CAN SLEEP.*
ShoelessWanderer: Vorenus: *eyerolls* it's like fighting with the wife sometimes. *walks out*
AilanthusFire: Shinju: *smiles at Vorenus's comment and stands there for a few seconds, not sure if he wants to say something.*
comatoseb: Emmy: *cleaning up; everyone's left the party*