Differential diagnosis?

[seraphwings]

There is a stabby, deep pain in my lower left side when I pee.

I have a headache, body aches, and generally feel like shit.

It's up to you, my crack team of misfit experts.

Comments

[eag]

...kidney stone? :\

[eag]

Wait, I take that back. It would be really awful if it was a kidney stone...you would know it.

[eag]

Infection? Upper urinary tract?

[winedrinksjohn]

You've been dead the whole time...

[naminess]

my only answer is we somehow pulled a Hayatte/Excel switch. earlier today i was remembering when i was the one with waste eating zombie plagues/and random unidentifiable pains.

honestly i would take it all from you if i could (SCIENCE!) :/

i kinda agree with EAG with the URI with no goggling or experience at all. drink cranberry juice? i just hope you feel better.

[otioseandtrite]

Is this in addition to the other things? Or part of?

[alchemy_hisoka]

. . . at least I can say it's nearly certainly not Crohn's disease? (The abdominal pain from that tends to be constant and not include headaches.)

I agree with eag and naminess that URI sounds the most likely with from my not-a-medical-degree viewpoint.