5 Reasons I Say “No Thank You”

[serasempre]

I’ve been powering through submissions this weekend, and I decided to do another list in hopes of helping future submitting authors understand what makes a submission an almost instantaneous no. Some of these are probably universal nos, some of them may be just my own quirks. Most of these authors will receive a form letter on Monday morning

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[chicating]

The Do Not Steal people miss a lot about life, obviously, but here's a cynical little fact:
People who steal don't obey bitchy little notices, and they probably *lie* too. Hello?
Plus, people that do that can't *give* their shit away, ime

[serasempre]

I really don't mind those too much, unless they lock the document so it can't be edited.