Goddammit I'm 12 days late.

CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL SPANK YOUR MAID MONTH THIS APRIL.

Am now Guitar Hero.

Am now lead guitarist of the band Random Penguin.

I'm not joking.

It involves art, tiny chicks, and lightning.

And dropping heavy objects.

Just remember, as soon as you start, find the thing that says "Erase all game progress." That way you start at level 0.

( Eh? )

1. If you had to choose, which would you rather have: herpes, a root canal, a computer virus, a colonoscopy, or a polygraph?

Polygraph, that's a stupid question. See if I can't alter the results.

2. If you could go back in time and do one thing over, what would it be?

Saying yes instead of no. nyahaha obscure

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Now I had a dream involving getting stuck in a bank vault, executing people with a shotgun by beating them to death cause there's no shells, a BDSM version of warioware, and a different brunette woman.

See, now I'm confused.

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had a dream involving goblins, airports, subways, and a beautiful brunette woman.

I'm refreshed, how are you?

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He walks her home
Now he walks alone
The days they turn into years
The eyes they drown in tears
Can you hear me scream?

"There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after ( Read more... )

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will be naked for next foreseeable 36 hours

JUST thought you'd like to know.