Tread Softly, Lest You.. *bam!*-- I SAID SOFTLY DAMMIT!

[serenade13]

I want to bury my head in sand.  Or at least some of my student's heads.  Deep.

I seriously wanted to be the laid-back teacher with a good group of kids.  But no.  They had to summon the monster.  So be it. *girds loins...or whatever it is females do in battle*

Comments

[kinopela]

do i have to come choke a bitch? i'll lay waste to some adolescent asses if need be.

Trigger Finger

[serenade13]

My Jen! No. I have to meditate on how to be evil tonight though. Dad said to go in with a maniacal look tomorrow and threaten them as I laugh hysterically. Puh. You didn't answer my phone call. *pout* No love for me.

Re: Trigger Finger

[kinopela]

oh god, don't listen to your father until you have tenure.

i can't find my phone! one moment, i will move the cat and call you.

[badpoetry19]

Buh. Teenagers are hard to intimidate. You may have to flay one alive before the rest of the lot will listen.

If you're preparing for battle, though, you should totally go with leather armor. It's freakin hot. Er, I mean, functional. Yeah. Functional.