live while we're young (just try not to die) [oneshot]
Title: live while we're young (just try not to die)
Rating: PG-13 for mild swearing
Pairing: slight!Kris/Lay, mostly Kris-centric
Summary: Kris really hates roller coasters, dammit.
Genre: crack
Unbeta'd
when Luhan cheekily suggests going to a theme park on their day off, Kris wants to punch him.
It's not that Kris is afraid of roller coasters but who the fuck wants to feel like you're falling out of the sky. It's not for the first time that he affirms how mentally unstable the rest of his group is.
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"GIANT DROOOOoOOOoooP" Baekhyun screams, rolling around with twenty-odd plushies plastered on his body, and a cone of what probably used to be cotton candy sticking out of his hair.
Kris flinches and pushes his sunglasses higher up the bridge of his nose as Baekhyun and Chanyeol stumble their way into a group of teenagers in the queue, landing none too gently on a muscly 18-year old.
Instead of apologising, Chanyeol looks up slightly startled and a large grin breaks out on his face, before poking the teenager and crowing happily, "YOU'RE BUUUUUUUFF", following which, Minseok and Luhan bumble over screaming "YEAAAAAAAAH"
Kris looks up to the giant drop and wonders how difficult it would be to jump off.
There's a presence by his side all of a sudden, and Kris looks up, only to find Yixing standing quietly and surveying the madness with the air of a Joseon dynasty prince. Kris wouldn't be surprised if Yixing knew how to time-travel, it might explain his spaciness half the time.
Without a word, Yixing steps forward and joins the queue, looking at Kris expectantly.
Kris thinks now might be a good time to start hyperventilating.
--
The entry opens and Kris follows his whooping groupmates up the ride, trying to maintain his "invincible duizhang" aura that he likes to pretend exists. He seats himself on Yixing's left and tries not to shriek when the attendant comes up from behind him to pull the safety catch down.
Kris closes his eyes and waits for death, with Chanyeol's yells of "YOLOOOOOO" coming from somewhere on his right. There's a warm, comforting hand on his right thigh and he reciprocates in kind with a sharp claw to the thigh next to him except--
"jesus fuck, Yifan, that's my crotch, leggo."
--
Jongdae is still screaming 5 minutes after they drop.
Yixing silently unbuckles his safety, then stands up and unbuckles Kris's safety before fireman-lifting a comatose Kris off the platform.
v--
A/N: THERE'S A TREND WHERE I DON'T RIGHT FIC FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR THEN THE WEEK BEFORE MY PROMOTIONAL EXAMINATIONS I GET JITTERY AND WRITE FIC ON A WHIM
also i just wrote this because i want chanyeol to scream yolo.
Rating: PG-13 for mild swearing
Pairing: slight!Kris/Lay, mostly Kris-centric
Summary: Kris really hates roller coasters, dammit.
Genre: crack
Unbeta'd
when Luhan cheekily suggests going to a theme park on their day off, Kris wants to punch him.
It's not that Kris is afraid of roller coasters but who the fuck wants to feel like you're falling out of the sky. It's not for the first time that he affirms how mentally unstable the rest of his group is.
--
"GIANT DROOOOoOOOoooP" Baekhyun screams, rolling around with twenty-odd plushies plastered on his body, and a cone of what probably used to be cotton candy sticking out of his hair.
Kris flinches and pushes his sunglasses higher up the bridge of his nose as Baekhyun and Chanyeol stumble their way into a group of teenagers in the queue, landing none too gently on a muscly 18-year old.
Instead of apologising, Chanyeol looks up slightly startled and a large grin breaks out on his face, before poking the teenager and crowing happily, "YOU'RE BUUUUUUUFF", following which, Minseok and Luhan bumble over screaming "YEAAAAAAAAH"
Kris looks up to the giant drop and wonders how difficult it would be to jump off.
There's a presence by his side all of a sudden, and Kris looks up, only to find Yixing standing quietly and surveying the madness with the air of a Joseon dynasty prince. Kris wouldn't be surprised if Yixing knew how to time-travel, it might explain his spaciness half the time.
Without a word, Yixing steps forward and joins the queue, looking at Kris expectantly.
Kris thinks now might be a good time to start hyperventilating.
--
The entry opens and Kris follows his whooping groupmates up the ride, trying to maintain his "invincible duizhang" aura that he likes to pretend exists. He seats himself on Yixing's left and tries not to shriek when the attendant comes up from behind him to pull the safety catch down.
Kris closes his eyes and waits for death, with Chanyeol's yells of "YOLOOOOOO" coming from somewhere on his right. There's a warm, comforting hand on his right thigh and he reciprocates in kind with a sharp claw to the thigh next to him except--
"jesus fuck, Yifan, that's my crotch, leggo."
--
Jongdae is still screaming 5 minutes after they drop.
Yixing silently unbuckles his safety, then stands up and unbuckles Kris's safety before fireman-lifting a comatose Kris off the platform.
v--
A/N: THERE'S A TREND WHERE I DON'T RIGHT FIC FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR THEN THE WEEK BEFORE MY PROMOTIONAL EXAMINATIONS I GET JITTERY AND WRITE FIC ON A WHIM
also i just wrote this because i want chanyeol to scream yolo.