Drunken slag vs. The Yogi....

[serenamarie]

Note to self: Must get out more

Comments

[jenhowell]

Why do you talk yourself out of bursts of emotion

Get yo' bootie out on the dance floor

[slantyhouse]

I think you should go all I-don't-give-a-fuck-and-am-sexy-as-hell flirty style. Witty conversation, one eyebrow arched at appropriate moments, relaxed body posture. You, out of most people could probably pull that off, even if you don't feel that way inside. Any parties or bars with eligible young men?

The way I see it, you're due a good hook-up anytime now.

You may have to divorce your husband, however. Or at least consider an open marriage, 'cause that could be what's keeping the mens away.

Love, Kristin