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[serendipity527]

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**burp** maybe not, that was just to catch ur attention

[vehement_voice]

i have a stepbrother named belinda- yes, stepbrother. and he does indeed make damn good strudel. okay, maybe not. i kinda took that one and ran with it. lol.

Re: **burp** maybe not, that was just to catch ur attention

[serendipity527]

im talking to u online right now and we have come up with different things to swear on...

cousin dwaynes wooden leg, uncle humphreys pet iguana, sister clementines buttered bagel, great grandmothers pet chimp...

this is too weird

whoa...u aint seen nothin yet.

[vehement_voice]

my mother aphrodite's electric blue stiletto pumps, my teacher dick brody's striped socks, and my ex-boyfriend wilbert's step-cousin winifred's neighbor bubba's best friend pancho's stepfather landon's 19-yr. old wife mildred's lucky toenail clipping.

wow. ill go shoot myself now. lol.

Re: whoa...u aint seen nothin yet.

[serendipity527]

pure genius. i cant compete. im proud to be your friend.