Holy shit its been forever. I'm going back to my alcohol.

all i have to say is....happy birthday to me indeed!


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u wanna know whats going on? look at my icon. everything fucking sucks. i am beginning to hate alot of people. who knows maybe its you too. im sick of being the nice one. shes really nice. thats all anyone can say. fuck that. i swear, i am going to be the fucking bitch from hell. thats all i have to say. i dont give a fuck. end of story.

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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae ( Read more... )

ok. so its new years day. somehow i expected it to be different. it is the first day of 2004, is it a sign that its nearly two in the afternoon, and im alone, and i just want to go back to bed? i have a hangover, and what sucks more is the fact that i didnt even get drunk last night. i did have a good time at schnookie's house, but i keep thinking ( Read more... )

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps ( Read more... )

wastedxmemories (12:57:57 PM): hehehehe my intestines are fun to play with ( Read more... )

lets see its been a while since i posted. finals are almost over, i still have algebra and computer literacy (duh) to go. ive got an A in English, Psych, and will have one in computers, and a B in algebra. not bad for the first semester. i, the walmart nigga of the month, am so fed up with people that act like I'M the retarded one. they ( Read more... )