unu ►❨voice❩

[serenelytwin]

Hm? Oh, look, a phone.... [ something incoherent can be heard, before a boyish voice speaking, clearly and cheerfully ] Hi there! Hey, can we ask you something? How did you manage to kidnap us so quickly? Gee, mister or miss, you must be really skilled~ Did you use magic and hypnotize us to bring us here? Aw, if you wanted to play with us-

[

Comments

[katto_katto]

And what is your favorite game?

[serenelytwin]

It's the best game ever~ we play it all the time! It's our job, but it's a little hard to understand unless you've played this game. That's why we need our toys- well, our weapons- to show you, mister.

[katto_katto]

I think I like the sound of this game! Far better than the one we have to play in now.

1/2

[serenelytwin]

Okay, mister! We'd love to play with you~

[bluecapboy]

Did...did you two just get here?

What game?

[serenelytwin]

Yes, we did. Did you get kidnapped too? Hm, whoever did it must be like the adults who we were sold to, back then. That person must like kidnapping little kids.

A wonderful game~ but you can't play it without toys. Besides, we have another game in mind that we can play with you.

[bluecapboy]

I was kidnapped back in November, but I-wait, you were sold?!

Eh? What kind of game?

[serenelytwin]

That was a long time ago, so it's okay.

Let's play doctor! [ totally not planning on molesting you what are you talking about ]

[wizardoftheweek]

Hmm... Romanian.

[serenelytwin]

Yes it is! You can speak it, lady?

[wizardoftheweek]

I am familiar enough to recognize it when I hear it.

[serenelytwin]

You must be a very smart lady.

[decadenzas]

[. . .] Where did you come from, a hovel?

[serenelytwin]

Not really! Well, we were born in a small town in the mountains, and then there was that orphanage in Sicily, and then that place where those adults kept us with the other children but we can't remember where that was. They were all very dark and gray places, but that's just what the world is like.

[decadenzas]

You don't sound old enough to be able to say something like that, you know? 'Just what the world is like' - like you've actually seen it all.

But it is an accurate description. Humans would fail at something as basic as child care.

[serenelytwin]

Not it all, since we're pretty young, like you said, mister, but we've seen a lot, and enough.

It's true! Back when we were born, there were lots of kids in the orphanage who were there because their parents were too poor to raise them, so they had no choice, like our parents~

sorry this is so late, I'm a fail!mommy

[kingdoms_to_run]

Oh, ah...hello there, little ones! It seems as if I am to be your mother here.

it's okay! better late than never

[serenelytwin]

Hi there, pretend mommy! Nice to meet you!

This will sure be interesting, won't it, fratele meu?

[serenelytwin]

Indeed, sora mea. Even if it's a pretend mommy, we get to find out what it's like to have one~