I am not only a leaf on the wind, but mine is an evil laugh!
Obligatory Questions
01. Name: Martha.
02. Age: Nineteen.
03. Gender: Sea horse.
04. Location: Capital City, Osiris.
05. Likes: My friends. Books--both the reading and writing of. Music. Laughing at stupid things. Laughing in general. Terry Pratchett. Framed pictures of my friends. Satire, sarcasm, and snark. Froggies. Sleep. Alphabetical order. Video games.
06. Dislikes: Onions. Hypocrisy. Insects. People who can dish it but can't take it. Needless violence against those who can't fight back.
07. Hobbies and/or Talents: I like to write, take pictures, design web pages, fix computers, reorganise the DVD collections of people not me so that nothing is where it's supposed to be.
08. Strengths: Tough, unflinching, stubborn, very intelligent, brave.
09. Weaknesses: Bitchy, easily annoyed, impatient, not the easiest person to be friends with.
Favourite
01. Colour: Green. It's always a shade of green - Venetian Glass at the moment, which is coincidentally the colour of my walls. Also, blue, grey, black.
02. Movies: Trainspotting, Water, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Brick, X-Men 1 and 2, 1408.
03. Books: The list would go on forever if I wasn't extremely selective. My favourite books in the world are: Kushiel's Avatar, Good Omens, The Bonesetter's Daughter, Memoirs of a Geisha, and White Oleander.
04. Music: Franz Ferdinand, The Bodyrockers, The Beatles, Bush, The Fratellis, Lordi, Hamasaki Ayumi.
This or That
01. Leader or follower? Leader over follower, but I'd rather be by myself if I had a choice.
02. Brains or brawn? Brains are brawn. Pfft.
03. Fight or run? Fight, always.
04. Psychological warfare, or a good ol' fashioned ass-kickin'? Ass-kicking.
05. Dreamer or realist? Realist.
06. Win at all costs, or honour until the end? Win at all costs.
07. Paper or plastic? Paper.
Random
01. How to do react to stressful situations? Laugh. The more stressful it is, the more hysterically I will laugh. That's also how I deal with agonising pain.
02. Who is your least favourite person in the universe, fictional or not? Right now that's looking to be Stephenie Meyer, although I will admit she has brought me a great deal of entertainment.
03. The eternal question. You find a wallet full of money, credit cards, etc. What do you do with it? Take out all the money and put it in my bank account. Then, I will try to track down the owner and make sure he gets all his credit cards back--with the convenient lie that there was no money in it when I found it.
04. How well do you take an insult? Pretty well. I can handle it if someone slights me--half the time it's true.
05. Pick a weapon. Rocket launcher.
06. You're sending a capsule into space, to educate any alien races who might find it on human culture. Remember, you have to impress them, or else they'll think we're stupid and blow us up. What do you put in the capsule? Mort by Terry Pratchett.