Whee! Landing! We're landing on Grayling! I get to rest my weary bones. Well I dont have bones per se, but I understand my point. Listen to me, I'm explaining to myself about my own expressions! I really must need this rest ( Read more... )

Simon went crazy and tried to open the airlock! It didnt open enough for me to get an alarm out but thankfully the big Man-Ape Jayne was thinking fast (Jayne? Thinking? noooo....) and shot the Doc in the leg. A little bit of blood spilled is fine if that means not letting all the O2 go out into the black like the last time ( Read more... )

Ive said it before and I'll say it again...my crew is wierd. Now it seems as if its grown into one huge orgy and everyone wants to get some. All but the babe and Preacher. That little girl is much too young and Preacher-man is supposed to be celibate. But there's still too much sexual tension. I reek of it. Even those who arent getting any at ( Read more... )

Kaylee is still hurt. I dont like it when she is hurt.

*purrs nicely and tries not to break*

Jayne and the Kid are now regularly making a loud ruckus, much like Wash and Zoe and sometimes Inara when she has a client. Eh, they're strange, but what can you do?

*goes back to concentrating on purring and not breaking*

Gorram hell! Simon needs to lay off those drugs now. I take back what I thought about them making him loosen up a bit. He got on the Cortex and got himself pinged! Happened so quick I didnt have time to lock his terminal or scramble the transmission. He knew he did wrong and logged off. But before all this drug taking, he wouldnt have even ( Read more... )

So apparently there's a bunch of little miniature folk running around the place. They were last seen under Kaylee's bed conversing with that plastic bastard Rexxie. I dont think they'll eat much ( Read more... )

I wonder if those Michelin Man bobbleheads are still made like they had back on Earth That Was. After all they survived the trip out into the black. They dont make tires anymore but have expanded into inertia dampeners and other such things. Too bad they're now owned by Blue Sun...the bastards!

I think its movie time in the lounge. I think I will go have a peek.

*later...*

Jayne and the Kid cuddling? well it could be like before....at least the Kid likes his movie collection I got him for Planetfall.

Taco fixings and stale takillya....everywhere.
Orgies. Bodily fluids. Everywhere.

I feel dirty. So dirty.

Messages from the dead...again.
Stop calling me!

They left me for a while. With only two little girls, both a bit crazy, to take care of me. The Shepard must have been in heavy meditation cause there hasnt been a peep out of him in days. So he doesnt count. They left, most of them all dressed up and looking shiny and hot, just like a new outer hull. They came back all quiet and sullen-like ( Read more... )