The Evil Green Thing has taken to wearing pink pajamas and scaring the new Kid now. I think It's gone crazy. I left a note for Wash to keep It under control. Hopefully he'll track It down ( Read more... )

Where is that Pig? I cant finish my own business unless I get an answer from him.

We are here on Sakura now. I took the liberty of acquiring a place to land that is slightly out of the main drag...just in case. I recieved permission from a local farmer to land in one of her unused fields. Of course she didnt know that she was talking to the ship and not a crew member. Hopefully with this close proximity to the farmer, at ( Read more... )

*concentrates really super hard in trying to send a telepathic message to Mr Gordo ( Read more... )

I dont think Rexxie wants to negotiate. He hasnt tried responding yet to my message. I think Mr. Gordo is angry that Rexxie shredded Kaylee's dress. Mr. Gordo belongs to Kaylee after all and loves her. Maybe I can enlist the Pig in plotting against Rexxie now. After all, I did stop the foolishness and try a more mature approach in attempting ( Read more... )

So the crew finally finished up with their really stupid mission. Hera smells like tinkle even without my crazies adding to it ( Read more... )

Good Kaylee.....
{Mr Burns}
excellent
{/Mr Burns}

Little Freedom decided to ask me one of the questions I dread answering. She's never had a run-in with the reavers and wanted to know if I have. I tried giving her a short answer, no details. Told her that I had, more than once and she better hope that she never did. Also told her that I didnt want to re-live a Reaver experience but now I cant ( Read more... )

Argh. So Freedom finally found me. I did get her origional all-ship wave, but chose to ignore it. Frankly, that youngun is a bit too high strung for me. Yeah, she's a nice ship. Means well. I do try to look out for her because she is young and still has quite a lot to learn about the 'verse. But still high strung. Maybe she needs to thin ( Read more... )

So this is boring. I'm sitting here on Hera waiting for the crew to figure out what they're doing...besides Mal trying to pee on and knock down the monument....again. He always does that. He always gets thrown in the clink for a night. I seems a lot of people do...guess theres quite a bit of bitterness about this in the 'verse. Cant blame them ( Read more... )