Holy shit, Sara, I'm glad to know that you'll be safe in the event of something heavy falling on you!

Maybe if Ii had a boyfriend who was supportive and tried to make my life easier, I would still care.

4 quick things before I crash ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in awhile because my job sucks so much. Here are some things I've learned from work ( Read more... )

The hurricane is heading straight for us which sucks but I was supposed to work at 7am today and then at 7am for the next 2 days, so I'm very happy that we're closed. I was about to call in sick because this new job is kicking my ass. I'm working at Petco in the fish and reptiles department. I'm on my feet all day and taking care of a large ( Read more... )

There were three people on an airplane. One was Thomas Jefferson. One was George Bush. And the last was Bill Clinton. They opened up the airplane door and Thomas Jefferson threw out a 100 dollar bill and said "I just saved a family!" George Bush looked at Jefferson and then threw out two 100 dollar bills. He then said, "I just saved TWO families!" ( Read more... )

DR. SEUSS BOOKS THAT NEVER MADE IT ( Read more... )

WTF is this? Is this site real? I keep seeing commercials for it. What the hell is it??? I'm disturbed.

I was talking to one of my WoW buddies on xfire and I told him some stories from college. Brought back some fond memories.

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This is why you should always be careful when you drive and watch for deer. The following pictures are very graphic so don't look at them if you have a weak stomach. Seriously, they're really bad. They didn't bother me, but I'm messed up in the head. Actually that's not true, the damage to the car made me want to cry. I love my car and I'm ( Read more... )