I have decided what I am to be for Halloween.

I am going to be a dead, raped Dora the Explorer. I will be wearing a pink shirt with, wrtten in blood, Diego was here (With an arrow pointing down).

Mmmmm.... I got to go shopping for that shit. I'll do it on Sunday or Monday.

No one steal my fucking disturbing idea. Or it's your mother fucking

So the radio show went so much better than I thought it would. Which, is totally not hard, considering how low my expectations were. I was supposed to be on for 15 minutes. I was on for an hour because I was cracking jokes and shit. And they only asked me about Barbra three times, at the very beginning. So it wasn't bad and it turned out a kind-of ( Read more... )

Grr...My parents suck. Ok. This one is going to be a tad angsty ( Read more... )

More than three years of devoted friendship...down the drain.

Great...

(Playing Go to the Head of the Class ( Read more... )

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JANICE: Eww...you're eating tuna? Your stinking up the whole room. Joking ( Read more... )

TAMORA: What do you want to drink ( Read more... )

I saw the movie Rent for free today. It was this whole promotion thing. Anyway, I regret to inform Rentheads that Rent was a horrible movie. It was like a bad, corny, ripoff of a Creed video. It was laughable. Most of the audience, who was filled with Rentheads, either had fits uncontrolable laughter because it was so bad or they started groaning. ( Read more... )

ME: How's your love life going?

PETER: Interestingly.

ME: You have a girlfriend?

PETER: Not now.

ME: You getting laid, though?

PETER: Not since last night.

ME: Why?

PETER: Well, I was having sex with my girlfriend...

ME: Yeah...

PETER: And then my grilfriend walked in.

ME: Wait, how?...Oh...You're an asshole.