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[serine]

Jenn died. She was a yellow and orange neon tropical fish...whatever, I don't know their "offical" name (I only work at pet supplies...).
how? sucked into the filter. ha, fucker.

my apologies.

I want to see Iron Chef do Pickles. I saw the cheese one, that was amazing. I bet there's a lot you could do with pickles.

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[serine]

I am in love with the devil and I want his pickles.

That's right, it was plural.

[serine]

Yes. With this death, the reality hit: I was granted the responsibility to tend to our lovefish, and I failed.
This shows how poorly I've treated you and the only fitting punishment I see is to have my arms and legs severed from my body and immediately destroyed.

In case you are prepared for a second proposal (I would much rather care for something less harsh as well), I have none.