Your New Year's Resolutions
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it's been two days since my last orgasm
and i'm afraid i won't ever be able to get off again

i also have no home

Sunrise. Sunset.
Sunrise, sunset.
Sunrise.
Sunset.
Swiftly go the days.
Sunrise. Sunset.
You wake up, then you undress. It always is the same.
A sunrise and a sunset.
You are lying while you confess. You keep trying to explain.
The sunrises and the sunsets You realize and then you forget what you have been trying to retain.But everybody knows ( Read more... )

because Ken comes in a different box ;)

current sn: consider me lost

That was the nastiest idea ever.

Toasted wheat bread.
One slice Land O Lakes American cheese
two slices of tomato
salt pepper
SAMMICH DRESSING YOSHUWA MADE BECAUSE HE ROCKS FISHHEADS IN THE OCEANIC BOTTOM!! (can I get a hell yea?)
Chopped up pickle (W0RD to mah Homieroonies)
Jewel's macaroni salad

...and
that killed it

four bites later. Nausea.

Today, I totally pulled a Pippi Longstocking

it was beautiful.

You are all alone, minding your own business, reading a newspaper, when all of a sudden... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN, Shamookas! Things flinging in your ness ness. With a swift kick to left, and a quick karate chop to the right... boo YA. Your ass is ours!
Stealth Ninjas... Taking Care of Business.

I'm serious, it's in the pantry.

fresh lock? more like fresh cock

resealable, my ass.