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seriousbigtime

Issue #1 - "Spider-Senseless"

Jan 14, 2011 04:20

[Peter blearily opens his eyes...]

Be up... in a second, Aunt May...

[He suddenly jerks up into a sitting position, glancing around.]

Ooooohkay. This---this isn't my room.

Oh god. Oh man. Oh god, I've been kidnapped, haven't I? This is bad. This is really---

Wait. Hold on a second. If I were really in danger, my Spider-Sense would be going haywire right ( Read more... )

dude where's my aunt?, common sense is tingling

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cuttlefidget January 15 2011, 07:25:19 UTC

[Why is there someone in his house who is not the drones what is going on is he being robbed IS SOMEONE GOING TO KILL HIM OH GOD]

U-um?

[Peter, have a cuttleman staring at you from the doorway as though you're the most terrifying thing EVER. He seems to be holding a frying pan, but seriously, what can he do with it, he's a loser. Pshaw.]

Who are you?

seriousbigtime January 15 2011, 07:30:03 UTC

[Peter turns to glance at the cuttleman. He looks just as scared as Pete, if not a bit more scared. He takes a step backwards, hands raised.]

H-hey, relax! I---I guess I just woke up here.

cuttlefidget January 15 2011, 07:40:02 UTC

[Daniel slowly lowers the frying pan. Oh. Oh.]

Y-you must have just arrived then... S-sorry, I thought...

This p-place isn't very nice, and...

seriousbigtime January 15 2011, 08:16:04 UTC

It's cool. Don't worry about it.

heartstar_blues January 15 2011, 07:27:06 UTC

"I'm not your Aunt May, who the ☠☠☠☠ are you?"

seriousbigtime January 16 2011, 03:32:25 UTC

[Peter wrinkles his nose a bit at that. It almost reminds him of Logan.]

Sheesh, sorry, pal. I just got here.

heartstar_blues January 16 2011, 03:35:36 UTC

"Oh, well ☠☠☠☠ man. Sorry.

Okay, welcome to Mayfield. We've all been kidnapped and so have you. It's ☠☠☠☠ up here but you came at a good time. Not that many terrible things going on at the moment."

seriousbigtime January 16 2011, 03:40:39 UTC

Bad stuff? Like what?

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brbgoing2russia January 16 2011, 05:05:47 UTC

Nope. Wrong number. I'd tell you to try again but you'd probably just call me again. Stupid phones. Y'think with all the work they put into this place they'd make the phones cooler.

seriousbigtime January 16 2011, 05:13:00 UTC

Yeah, from what I've heard, it looks like this place doesn't do long-distance calls all too well.

brbgoing2russia January 16 2011, 05:17:21 UTC

Nope. No Caller ID either.

Eavesdropping on other people's calls is kinda cool- but it gets boring after the first week.

seriousbigtime January 16 2011, 05:24:07 UTC

Yeah, I can imagine. Though I guess it has its uses. You can always tell when people are home with these, I guess; creepy 1950s setting equals no mobile phones.

There's gotta be a way to filter these, though.