Reflexes: Gift or Curse?

[serioussteven]

So i've been having this problem lately, well i like to look at it as a gift and a problem....something falls, and im not ready for it, yet my hand reaches out in the knick of time and catches it, i stand amazed at my own hand. Well the PROBLEM PART issssssss my foot seems to be jealous of all the attention my hand is getting with its amazing

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[gti_man_2003]

you idiot

[grandmaplatypus]

wear steel-toed boots everywhere?

[scrd_of_heights]

special addition my ass, more like GAY addition!
jkjk, well i donno what to tell you dood
im used to dodging stuff with my lower body
i drop knifes and stuff off the cutting board at work and i make sure to tell myself NOT TO TRY TO CATCH IT WITH MY BIG TOE
i guess you could say its a different way of pissing on yer shit...

[scrd_of_heights]

wouldnt it be wierd if yer mach 3 turbo extreme special additon razor cut off yer big toe...i mean a completely clean cut..
would you reattach it, or walk around with a stump and have yer big toe on a necklace around yer neck??

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[gti_man_2003]

I know i would.