17 | Video

[serpensrex]

[Anyone watching the video will see a close up of a Snover. Said Snover looks completely oblivious to the fact that it’s being videotaped. Cobra Commander’s voice comes from behind the camera and sounds rather enthusiastic

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[1_2_jango_zzzz]

I'm decorating a snover too sir!

[serpensrex]

Decorating? You're wasting your time on that?

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

Um.

Uh.

No?

Of course not.

I mean.

Plotting world domination to take over all the snovers with uh. Mind control decorations???

Yes.

That sir.

1/3

[serpensrex]

Mind control decorations?

2/3

[serpensrex]

[Wait for it.]

[serpensrex]

That's brilliant! You have the capability to pull something like that off? You surprise me, Jango! I, Cobra Commander, authorize this project with the full authority given to me by myself! Proceed! If you require assistance, you may recruit any Rocket Grunts you please! Just tell them Cobra Commander has ordered their aid. They would not dare defy me! And if they do, report them to me at once!

[Cackling now, completely oblivious to the fact that this is on an open channel.]

The world will be mine! All thanks to you and an army of Pokemon! I couldn't have wished for a better Christmas present!

[1_2_jango_zzzz]

{WELL SHIT. He totally pulled that out of his arse... Now where to get a hypnotizing amplifier and fast? ;;]

Uh.

Yeah.

You... you can count on me sir. [Grumble, grumble, shuffles off. FML.]

[serpensrex]

You had better hope I can, Jango. Dismissed.