just to have it here

[serpent_849]

my entry for the twitter challenge at themiddleearth. of course i didn't win, i'm already used to being my own biggest fan.
so, The One Ring got itself a twitter...
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AshNazg Swimming is fun!
4:32 PM Oct 5th, 2

AshNazg Oops sorry @Isildur :/
4:33 PM Oct 5th, 2

AshNazg Bored.
10:20 PM Jun 19th, 1409

AshNazg Excited, someone found me. Hope he'll return me to

Comments

[w_heart]

афигенна!!

[serpent_849]

ыыы спасибо))

[serpent_849]

c cауроном)))

@ever_watchful
Character: Sauron
Tweets:
-@thewhitehand I need an army and some weapons. Get on that, or no dragon rides for you. Also, I'll kill you.
-Mystery for the ages: how do I tweet with no hands? Think about it.
-Anyone got any Visine? Any kind of eye drops? It's really dry up here.
-@Frodo_B I'm not playing hide and seek with you any more. You suck. Take some tips from @stillnotking, been looking 4 him 4eva.
-No1 appreciates the practical implications of how difficult it is to build an evil empire when U R just an eye. Stupid armour doesn't fit :(
-Have taken Osgiliath. I'm on FIRE this week. (Get it?)
-So hard 2 find good orc lackeys these days. Lost tiny hairy-footed morons, couldn't beat a bunch of kids & old dudes. No commitment.
-Palantir dating service not going so well. Saw a curly-haired cutie, but he freaked out when I winked at him.

еще в призовых местах сопли эмо-фарамира по эовин и еще один саурон%)
но млииин у меня же с датами прямо=))) пусть половина и левые)))