If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me
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Remember that time I borrowed my friend's ancient black hatchback so we could take a road trip to Cali? You wanted to see San Francisco, and I just wanted to go to the aquarium that I hadn't seen last time.
We drove for miles and waved at hot guys in passing cars. [remember when that guy honked at us and followed us through three counties?]
Except that we ran out of gas and money in Tenessee, so we stopped and worked as dishwashers in a diner. Two months and my hands have never been prunier. Then I was throwing the grease out of the fryer one night, behind the diner, and met a bum who was in the Vietnam war. He told the best stories about the battles and the endless rain. Remember the one about how he lost his pinkie cause he was this close to a grenade? His buddy sneezed, he ducked and heard the burst over his head as he was complaining about the snot. Would have been worse if he lost an eye instead, methinks
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I remember that time, when I came over to your house, and I was thirsty so you offered me some water. Except you spiked it, so I was knocked out, and you took advantage of m....oh wait I did that to yo....um nevermind.
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We drove for miles and waved at hot guys in passing cars. [remember when that guy honked at us and followed us through three counties?]
Except that we ran out of gas and money in Tenessee, so we stopped and worked as dishwashers in a diner. Two months and my hands have never been prunier. Then I was throwing the grease out of the fryer one night, behind the diner, and met a bum who was in the Vietnam war. He told the best stories about the battles and the endless rain. Remember the one about how he lost his pinkie cause he was this close to a grenade? His buddy sneezed, he ducked and heard the burst over his head as he was complaining about the snot. Would have been worse if he lost an eye instead, methinks ( ... )
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