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[serpentglide]

How utterly drab

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[lily_evans]

Next time you drop into The Three Broomsticks do ask for Rosemerta to be your waitress? I'd rather not hear your amazingly drawling voice in the back of my head as I am walking away to grab you another Butterbeer because 'this' one had too much foam.

+ Lily

[serpentglide]

Oh, but it did have too much foam. I have every right as a paying customer to return an inadequate purchase. The first had too much foam and the second had too little. I suspect you scraped it off yourself, I ought complain about that.

The next one was too cold, the next had a dirty cup. Finally, I thought I might have a proper butterbeer, but as I was about to take a drink I noticed it was too strongly colored. Therefore, I had to have another. I suspected someone spat in that, therefore I needed to swap for yet another butterbeer.

Really, try harder next time!

[lily_evans]

The first one did not have to much foam. It had a quarter inch. Honestly. Most people like foam in their butter beer, and I didn't scrape it off, sadly. I just got a new cup, and filled it up again. Mister Wienfirder drunk your old one. Half price, actually. The other two..Butter beer is never to cold, enless someone 'accidently' spills it on your meager...>> Your lap. The cup wasn't dirty it was just your eyes. In fact, the cups are cleaned with a charm.

I did spit in your last butter beer, though. Madame Rosemerta made your last one, and said not to worry about you. Trust me, if I had to make you another butterbeer, there wouldn't just be spit in it.
Have a nice day.

+ Lily

[serpentglide]

How barbaric, Lily. I expected more out of you! Really, tainting and possibly poisoning customers. Especially a customer that had no fault whatsoever!

My meager what, hm? Have you been looking? Honestly, unless you know don't say anything.

Have a glorious day yourself.

Lucius