Ecstasy

[serratedteeth]

I, in a startling display of stupidity, went against all historical data on my skin and decided to do a quick shave of the legs using a lotion that I'd never previously used or patch tested

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[chocolatte_owl]

omfg I cannot
fucking omfg
tears in my eyes
I cannot
you are bloody brilliant
I was cringing big time over your explicit explanation of your agony and then it takes a turn and it is fucking hilarious.

[serratedteeth]

Haha thanks! Still relevant because I'm still a dumbass and I'm still pathetically weak. I'm surprised you wandered into this dusty corner of the internet. :D