007 - [Video/Action] Imitating Solid Snake

[servidude]

[There is a not-very manly scream. And the device shows a good view of feet scuffling for a moment. After that a woman, one of the pirates from Flynn's video picks up the device.]

Fast ain't he sissy? Didn't expect the timid fellow to run that well. Didya see where he went?

No. But he needs this right? He'll be back for it.[In the background a

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[epigraphie]

My, what brave persistence. I commend you. Once you find your target, please refer him to his doctor.

Engeve plague is far too contagious for him to be running around, but I'm afraid he never came to terms with the news. Lethal diseases will do that, I suppose.

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[servidude]

Whaaaaat?

Plague? Seriously? No way! That is so not fair.

Dammit. How about you? You're cute, not usually my type but I don't mind experimenting around.

[The box just. Freezes at Jade's voice.]

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[epigraphie]

I'm afraid I've been exposed to him for quite some time now. But don't worry: I'm sure the other ninety-eight people who caught it from just standing in the areas where he'd dwelt were simply unlucky. I'm perfectly fine and unlikely to pass this horror on to you.

Why, the flesh hasn't even begun to peel off my bare bones while I scream in horror yet.

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[servidude]

Ewwwwww.

Whatever! Fine. Oh man we kissed that other guy! The knight, that Flynn! He's going to get it!

This is sooo not fair!

[The two pirates ditch the device to go harass Flynn again.]

[flirtpriestess]

Hey, hey! That box is moving!

[servidude]

Heyyy it is, thanks cutie.

[Box? Abandoned. Guy is making a run for it.] Gyahh! [But pirate red catches him.]

Since you helped us, did you want a kissy too girly?

[flirtpriestess]

Huh? Is that why you were looking for him?

[She cocks her head, then grins!]

Hey, he's pretty cute.

[servidude]

Let go!

[Pirates A and B nab a kiss on Guy's cheeks then shove him towards Floe.]

Have fun kid!

This one's delicate, don't be too hard on him. There's another cute blond around, manly, handsome knight, he's sooo dreamy.

Hey she'll find him if she's dedicated, don't give too many hints.

[ action ]

[mieue]

[ ears drooping, tons of sighing. Yep! That's Mieu wandering around the city. Some how! Some way... he'd lost his master. And because he's to occupied with beating himself up, he's just going to smack right into Guy's box. ]

O-ouch! [ flailing, hopping! Mieu's eyes tear up in pain. That hurt, you big meanie! ]

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[servidude]

!! [A hand reaches out and kidnaps Mieu, covering the cheagle's mouth as Guy pulls him into the box and freezes, hissing into one fluffy ear.]

Shh! Quiet, Mieu!

Heyyy did you hear something~?

this post was just asking for it

[metalgearscifo]

[And nearby, there happens to be another inconspicuously placed cardboard box that sits in the middle of the road. Ever so slowly, it seems to be creeping behind the other box.]

Whoever you are you are wonderful and brilliant

[servidude]

[The first box is SO UNAWARE of the stalking box. Derping along. And there's no footprints for the pirates to catch on right away.]

Sheesh, maybe we should go back to that Flynny cutie...

i-ignore that fail... |D

[metalgearscifo]

!

[Oh shit, someone called his name!!! There's only one thing he can do now!

Flynn all but runs up to the other box because clearly his fellow cardboard lover needs assistance or something.]

You go on ahead; I'll hold them off here!

[...He might have pulled out a gun.]

<3

[servidude]

.... Whoa! Whoa whoa! [Trying to grab Solid Scifo's arm before he hurts someone.]

Let's just run, okay?

[Though now they both have the pirates attentions.]

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[hymngranted]

[ This is Tear, and she's standing right beside your box. She's lost, obviously. And armed. This will be bad for you later, Guy. ]

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[servidude]

[After long enough in silence, Guy peeks out of his box. Oh, the pirates are gone. He starts to stand when he notices a pair of familiar shoes and uniform... And looks up!]

Tear?!

[ action ]

[hymngranted]

Guy..?!

[ She looks down too and notices Guy! Why is he-- oh wait, she has something better to talk to you about now that she's here... ]

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[servidude]

[So happy to see her, finishing that aborted standing motion now.]

It's good to see you. [She must have arrived with all the others.] Luke will be glad too.

[And Van perhaps.]