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[serving_love]

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There's something wrong with the oven.

......And the cook top.

ETA: AND the microwave.

ETA: 2 ...And the cappuccino machine.

ETA: 3 ......And the BLENDER.

ETA: 4 AND EVERYTHING. Who the fucking hell messed with my goddamn kitchen??!?!

Comments

[serving_love]

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What, so now I'm useless?!

[warriorothesea]

There's gotta be SOMETHING--go visit Tamaki!! He's ARMOR right now; he needs moral support or...something.

[serving_love]

He's...kind of scary right now. I mean. What if he accidentally SAT on me or something. He could crush me! I COULD DIE.

[warriorothesea]

......Okay, that scenario sounds a little TOO ridiculous. That's not gonna happen.

He's your BROTHER! Go...comfort each other or something!

[serving_love]

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USOPP, YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT ME!!

[warriorothesea]

...Jeez.

You're really worried about this, huh?

[warriorothesea]

I wouldn't forget about you! Not matter what!!

I PROMISE!!

[serving_love]

...Not really worried. No. Definitely not!

Just SLIGHTLY worried.

Maybe.

YOU'D BETTER KEEP THAT PROMISE!!!

[warriorothesea]

What the hell, why would I forget about you??!

You're just being dramatic now.

[serving_love]

Because Luffy might kick me off the crew when he realizes I'm useless now! And I'll never see you again.

[warriorothesea]

...Luffy would never do that!!!

Besides, if he kicks YOU off, he'll probably kick ME off too. I can't make new weapons or ammo or ANYTHING anymore!

[serving_love]

Oh.

Well at least we won't be alone.

[warriorothesea]

THAT'S NOT REASSURING!!

[serving_love]

You know, come to think of it, is Luffy even here? I just realized he hasn't bitched about there not being thousands of pounds of meat for dinner lately - DID HE LEAVE??

[warriorothesea]

......You know, you're right. I haven't seen or heard him or ANYTHING in a while.

[serving_love]

Oh my god. Shit, he's probably left to find another cook already. I knew it! GODDAMMIT.