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[serving_love]

Hn...almost forgot I could talk over this thing-Oi, anyone who's listening...which of these shitty farms around here's got the best fruit selection? We finally got the house straightened out again after that fucking tidal wave and it's a good time of year for this, so I'm gonna put the kitchen to use. Should buy some pie dishes, too

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[kyudousha]

[Pretty much tuned out the above because-- huh.]

... it's you.

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[serving_love]

[cue Sanji's attention being caught and suddenly intently focused on his Dreamberry -- who does THIS unfamiliar yet completely lovely and angelic voice belong to~~?]

Mm, it's me. And...you are, my dear? I'm guessing someone who knew me-before.

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[kyudousha]

[Yeah. This guy. Just. Never changes.]

... I can't believe I have to go through all this again. And just when I thought I'd hammered it into your freakin'--

I'm Rita. Mordio. Not 'dear', not 'honey', not 'sweetie', not whatever ridiculous nickname you can possibly conceive. Lesson one, if you don't want me to tear you a new one, stick with my name.

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[serving_love]

[Nooo he does not. >.>]

...Ahah, I'll assume whatever other version of me was here didn't listen to you? Tch, shitty jerk. Well, you obviously know what you want and far be it from me to deny a strong, beautiful woman her demands! I'll stay away from ridiculous nicknames just for you, Rita-chan~!!

[beautifulmartyr]

I can ask Malik if he's willing to part with some of his vegetables he's growing?

If not, I'm sure you can find one if you look hard enough. Most of the farms I passed looked very good--

...Did you say tidal wave?

[serving_love]

[ANOTHER lovely voice coming out of his Dreamberry~!! *__*]

Ah, yeah, from back when that shitty castle crashed. I live by the lake, we got a pretty damn big shock wave from that whole mess. Anyway-I don't believe we've met! I'm not sure if I've met your friend either. Malik, you said?

[beautifulmartyr]

Oh, I wasn't here for that, so I must have missed it. I hope everything is alright.

[ Chuckles. ] No, I don't think we have! I'm Aerith, and yes, my friends name is Malik. He's a bit cranky though.

[serving_love]

Aerith-san~ It's wonderful to meet you! I'm Sanji. So you just got here? It's only been about a month or so for me. Got here just in time for the castle fiasco, which figures. We're fine, though!

Well if this Malik of yours has a farm, do you think he'd mind if I check it out? [goes for a more flirty tone] Maybe I could meet you when I'm there~

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[strayswordsman]

[Making pies, huh.]

[strayswordsman]

...Have fun with that.

[serving_love]

Hey, shitty no-sweet-tooth. I know this ain't your thing, but you're coming with me anyway.

[strayswordsman]

Huh? The hell for?

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[brbblending]

There was a tidal wave here?

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[serving_love]

[...Sanji's new mental note: USE THE DREAMBERRY MORE, lots of ladies will talk to you over it!!!!!]

Well-there was up by the lake! After the castle crashed, the shitty thing caused a damn huge shock wave. I don't recognize your voice, lovely, have we met??

Voice

[brbblending]

[ Oh there, have a playful smirk. Paola is used to being hit on. ] No, we have not.

I am Paola. The pleasure is mine. ♥

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[serving_love]

I'm glad we have now! My name's Sanji. Have you been here long, Paola-san?

[serving_love]

[just rolls his eyes]

I can make shitty meat pies anytime, I don't need to go to a farm for that, Luffy.

[serving_love]

Yeah, but then you gotta kill and butcher 'em and I ain't doing all that! I doubt there are many people around here just selling cows anyway.