The best offense is a good defense...

[sesquapedalian]

Tomorrow is my thesis defense, which I am simultaneously nervous and excited about. It will be my first experience getting attacked by three professors at the same time, but will also give me the opportunity to spend fifteen to twenty minutes talking about what I've learned without fear of scaring off the unsuspecting, well-meaning person who asks

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[sesquapedalian]

You're totally invited! But don't be surprised if the sexiest thing that happens is me "dropping a pencil" to engage in the trusty Bend and Snap to score points from the male professors, if things seem to be going disastrously. :)

[juniper_rhea]

Dude! Wear a short skirt ala Basic Instinct.
And good luck, remember if you get stressed that things are never as bad as they seem.