There are some things that just won't flush!

[sesquipedeviant]

They include a cutesy little self-help book called "Don't sweat the small stuff!", a peace-making present gifted to you by the most intimate of best friends; a girl who, you've recently found out, felt up your partner and tried to convince your partner to fuck her - several times! - over the course of the last month or two

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[sesquipedeviant]

I know; she's so self-absorbed that I don't think she even got the irony!
It was really funny watching it bob about in the bubbly, bubbly waterfall.
You know, there's nothing like telling someone the details of your sex life and relationship, only to find out that they've been trying to, er, how shall I say this, emulate it?

[sesquipedeviant]

Well, she has told me I'm so very brave, and posted a list of "things she learnt in 2007" on her livejournal -- at least three quarters of which are things *I told her about herself or relationships* the other night when I finally had the brainspace to talk to her about this. Things like, "feelings are always real, but you don't have to try to fuck someone just because you love them; in fact sometimes, it's a really fucking stupid idea!"

Again, the irony! It burnses like acid, precious! Like the sun!

Re: My icon means nothing, but it does amuse me.

[sesquipedeviant]

weee! non sequiturial! a-ha, COINED AN ADJECTIVE

wibbley boo, my flatmate and I watched the book bounce around in the foam with our hands behind us, and i got a serious case of the internal giggles. You know the kind that you try really hard to hold in, and they just keep on resurfacing, like volcanic burps bubbling up in a hot spring?

Re: My icon means nothing, but it does amuse me.

[sesquipedeviant]

your icon amuses me too, thankyou for showing it to me!

[the__seeker]

Need me to bust some kneecaps for you?

[sesquipedeviant]

Ah, busting kneecaps, it's violent, so no :} i need more hilarious things to reminisce about. Desperate little self-help books bobbing about in the foam gives me the giggles, so i really like it.
Hey, I'm coming to visit Siddernee again soon, if I can get the tickets! I've a very special friend's wedding on 26th/27th January.

[the__seeker]

we should hang out!

[sesquipedeviant]

yeah! i'm trying to work out how i can slot in as many sidderknee friends as possible. i should be there for at least two days; and there's only one wedding, after all :}

[ge_mig_du]

am thoroughly shocked...the mind boggles!

[sesquipedeviant]

Apparently there's nothing quite like you specifying to your friend, "monogamous" and "i would be very uncomfortable if you slept with him" to have that friend agree to your boundaries, then suggest to your partner you are "holding him back" by forcing him into monogamy. (I am the big bad, oops.) Needless to say she forgot to tell me about that one. Oh, then she started then start to make all sorts of physical and verbal advances. Lovely.

[sesquipedeviant]

no, and that's the nicest thing ailurophile has done for me in months :}

[linnet_melody]

I sent hugs via your flatmate already? But I wanted to hug you again. ....and maybe rub your shoulders. And make you chocolate cookies. Biscuits. Whatever.

Wait, whoa. Your toliet bubbles?! Coooooool!

[sesquipedeviant]

you're a darling, and thanks :}