Because 'tis better than watching 'Jeeper's Creepers'

[sesshiyuki]

Anddd here goes another meme, this time stolen from Kitty.

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudocanon.

Original characters are fair game, too, although I guess that would be more canon?

Comments

[sesshiyuki]

1. In further tales of Ian's Strange and Misspent youth: So Ian was Precocious Child as early as the age of five. His first experience with ghostly phenomenon started when he was six. He had by then in fact flushed away and committed to the toliet three (and half) goldfish, a small gator, and turtles

[omnify]

You wouldn't believe...how much that sounds like my ex-boyfriend. o_o;;;

...except for the dressing in drag part. XD He only did that ONCE.

[owai]

I would like to hear pseudocanon facts about Lee, of course. If you need specifics, then WHE!Lee?

[sesshiyuki]

But of course.

1. Lee can accomplish the following things in his sleep: walk, talk, eat crunchy foods, stand on his head and fight roommates who steal his towels, sometimes ALL AT ONCE. It is truly a sight to behold. One thing he can do while asleep that he could never do awake is multitask.

2. Thanks to Gai-sensei's inspiring tutelage, Lee knows a hundred different euphemisms for 'fight' and 'health' and 'spandex' and 'death.'

3. Lee'd never admit it, even under the pain of Neji's glare er wait no, he's already immune red hot pokers but he's subject to ice cream binges just like everyone else.

4. Lee is not afraid of many things, but he is afaid of losing people close to him.

5. Lee's best friend is a a weapons' fiend.

6. Lee's other best friend is spell check.

[owai]

3. Everyone is NOT subject to ice cream binges; Neji doesn't like ice cream.

6. Spell check equipped with translator, grammar check, search engine and superior attitude, thank you very much.

[sesshiyuki]

3. Lactose intolerance is no excuse, even for Neji. Afterall there do exist such equivalents as frozen yohgurt. <.<

6. Oh Neji. Why don't you google LOVe and tolerance.

[xx_spiffy_xx]

Fiend is so harsh.

[sesshiyuki]

Lee means that in the most complimentary way! Because Tenten is obvs hardore, and a hardworker, both things which he approves of!

And isn't it cool how friend is sort of punny in relation to fiend.

[xx_spiffy_xx]

He approves with everything that has the word 'hard' attached to it. And no, I'm not trying to be dirty.

AND I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT PUNS KILL CHATS.

[sesshiyuki]

But... LJ doesn't qualify as a chatroom? Well, if we're going into semantics, they are both public forums online but ...

LJ =/= chat

Anyway are you saying that I ... killed Tenten? With a pun. D:

[naatz]

Oh man. This should be beautiful.

Snape.

|Meduza|

[nev_longbottom]

Oh! I want facts about 'Za!