To those of you who I offered to go shopping, kill me ( Read more... )

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I know max wants jolly ranchers,
Cheryl wants jolly rancher sours
Anyone else want anything else?

Trying to hold a seat for someone on a packed commuter train. No "She's getting on at the next stop" doesn't cut it. If she's getting on at the next stop and there's one seat left and six other people are standing, then guess what bitch, she's fuckign standing too ( Read more... )

So I failed my zend exam today ( Read more... )

So, I went to make myself some tea.
I take my tea with two or three sugars and one teabag.
I was tired, ok.
It's not my fault I can't have any form of stimulant at the moment.
I'm barely fucking functional.
Give me a coffee break.

For those of you who can't understand this, I threw a sachet of sugar into my cup, poured in the hot water, opened three ( Read more... )

I've had to, essentially, put the exalted campaign on hold because if I spend more than five minutes in conversation, I lose the ability to breathe followed shortly by the ability to think straight (the inhaler ( Read more... )

- a heaping teaspoon of kindness
- a dash of seduction
- 1/2 a cup of loyalty

Mix on high, and serve immediately.
'What is your personality recipe?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Manto's, midnight, man in a dress ( Read more... )

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