Just came back from seeing Troy. Goddamn. I was so hyped for this film, so stoked that an epic was being made. A true epic harking back to the days of Spartacus and Lawrence of Arabia. I approached the altar of film with my mouth open, expecting an epic, but instead I got a mouthful of shit jammed down my throat. You'd think with stars like Eric ( Read more... )

How to Destory America

It's coming, slowly but surely, and California will be the first to go.

How was it Caitlin?

Don't forget to tune your channels to Fox at 9:30. You won't be sorry.

I'm going to go buy something because I haven't bought anything in a long time.

I'm a consumer.

Lori B, what's that website again?

Q-tips are my only friends.

I could watch this for hours on end:


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How not to do an essay.

I have the car tomorrow, and probably the day after, who wants to do something?