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What is your name?: Katie ...but you can call me Brian for short
Are you named after anyone?: Brian May from Queen (not the gay dead one)
What's your screename?: Sethborsch
Would you name a child of yours after you?: fuck no
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Ted Bundy...or Shaniqua
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Jamel da Camel
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: people call me bri and i have no idea whi
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Depends how i get famous...if i marry a famous chick id take her name...brian spears
Your gender:: male...however occasionally female
Straight/Gay/Bi:: im easy
Single?: now and forever
If not, do you want to be?: yeah im tired of that bitch
Birthdate:: 3/18/85....in the year 1492
Your age:: 45
Age you act:: 11 and 3/4
Age you wish you were:: 11 and 3/4 so i can act my age...and so i dont have to work...and so i dont have to go to college...and so i can have sex with minors----oops
Your height:: pushin 8
Eye color:: green with gold
Happy with it?: i have the prettiest eyes in the world
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty although with my latest injury ive been jackin off with my left. im sure u wanted to know that
Your living arrangement:: at home with mom, the dog, and scooter
Your family:: my family
Have any pets?: scooter...he gonna die
Whats your job?: fuck off
Piercings?: my ass
Tattoos?: no but i want one - i wanna get "beefcake" tatooed on my forehead
Obsessions?: um...music...women...girls...music...my hatred for ryan seacrest
Addictions?: heroin...taco bell...and music.....oh and girls..and women.
Do you speak another language?: yeah...want to suckle my cockle?Have a favorite quote?: yeah...want to suckle my cockle?Do you have a webpage?: i get naked on it every monday night
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: bitch i am the moment
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: always..except jews
Do you have any secrets?: more like skeletons
Do you hate yourself?: unfortunately yes...with a passion
Do you like your handwriting?: when i can read it
Do you have any bad habits?: they are a secwet
What is the compliment you get from most people?: that im pretty...haha :-)
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Hell? i dunno...fuck...the life of Brian maybe?
What's your biggest fear?: katie being alone
Can you sing?: define sing
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: WHOOOOOOO AMMMMMM IIIIIIIII???
Are you a loner?: quiet often...and then i go to andrews house..wait..no more andrews house...WAH
What are your #1 priorities in life?: ryan seacrest if a douche
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: all the preppy kids...cuz theya are just so goddamn awesome...rubberband man
Are you a daredevil?: ha
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: that ill fail...katie being alone...and i hate just about everything
Are you passive or agressive?: passive
Do you have a journal?yes
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: the fact that i instantly love any girl that notices me
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: jesus...u all should know that
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: a lot
Do you think life has been good so far?: its sucked...but others have sucked worse...so i just better suck it up....pussy?...burn.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: gay boys suck
What do you like the most about your body?: my fingers
And least?: katie BOOBS!...oh and my fur
Do you think you are good looking?: im hotter than brad pitt
Are you confident?: no im confused
What is the fictional character you are most like?: rocko
Are you perceived wrongly?: very wrongly...
Do You...
Smoke?: gross...ill fucking kill you
Do drugs?: noooooooooo
Read the newspaper?: only about the lightning
Pray?: God?
Go to church?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA...not unless i went out with xai
Talk to strangers who IM you?: of course
Sleep with stuffed animals?: i got 3 sharks a clownfish and my purple headed yogurt slinger
Take walks in the rain?: sit on my face and wiggle..sit on my face and jiggle
Talk to people even though you hate them?: i try not to hate anyone besides my self...and yes i do..because i dont like to be on bad terms with people
Drive?: if u havent been in the van, stan then go kill urself cuz eminem wont write u back
Like to drive fast?: i cant
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: i sound like a faggot
Hurt yourself?: yes
Been out of the country?:southside?
Eaten something that made other people sick?: HAHAHAHA BUTTER
Been in love?:define love
Done drugs?: unfortunately yes..in my ultra-loser years
Gone skinny dipping?: no...never....yeah once or six times
Had a medical emergency?: nah
Had surgery?:im a terrorist
Ran away from home?: yeah
Played strip poker?: and won...many times...naked girls...yeah...and lost many times...naked ape...ew
Gotten beaten up?: nah...people that hate me cuz im beautiful and i have a better chance with their girlfriend...heh..jk
Beaten someone up?: glenn...5th grade...heh
Been picked on?: darfin picks on me
Been on stage?: many times
Slept outdoors?: camped a lot
Thought about suicide?: dont go there....
Pulled an all nighter?: i dont think i can last that long...depends on the position
If yes, what is your record?: 9 minutes i think :-D
Gone one day without food?: yeah...and then the world stopped working
Talked on the phone all night?: yeah
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: lots of times...with lots of girls...with lots of boners...with lots of patience..;-)
Slept all day?: nah...i hate doin that
Killed someone?: Hoffa
Made out with a stranger?: always wanted to do that
Had sex with a stranger?: ew ur gross
Thought you're going crazy?: i not crazy asshole
Kissed the same sex?:nope
Done anything sexual with the same sex?:circle jerk saturdays
Been betrayed?: by myself
Had a dream that came true?:my dog is scratchin on the door i have to take a break from this to take him out or he'll pee everywhere...hang on
Broken the law?: ok im back :-)
Met a famous person?: a few
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: i used to accidentally sacrifice duckbill platypussies
On purpose?:i used to purposeley sacrifice duckbill platypussies
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: u cant trust me
Stolen anything?: your soul nigga
Been on radio/tv?: TV a couple times
Been in a mosh-pit?:no but ive been in a Brad-Pitt
Had a nervous breakdown?: going through one right now
Bungee jumped?: boingy bumped
Had a nightmare that kept coming back?: my life...everyday?Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: hey..it could happen
Miracles?: angels in the out field rules
Astrology?: gayyyyyyyyy
Magic?: its magic!!
God?: as soon as the hair falls off my nipples and weaves me a bed
Satan?: ryan seacrest?
Santa?: that guy died
Ghosts?: the dead chick!
Luck?: i live on my lack of luck
Love at first sight?: lust at first sight
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: yeah
Witches?: andrews mom?
Easter bunny?: bunnies dont lay eggs
Batman?: Bitch i am batman!!!!
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: HAHAHAHAHA...thats funny
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: no just a bathouse with a bunch of fags screaming wipe ur ass before u let me do that!
Do you wish on stars?: i wish on mars
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: no
Do you think God has a gender?: yeah hes a sweet transvestite
Do you believe in organized religion?: whatever works for them...im good with my beliefs
Where do you think we go when we die?: underground...man ur a genius
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yeah andrew, steve, jamal, mike, jenny, katie, ashley, kait, fetus, and a few more...but dont tell anybody..:-)
Who is your best friend?: cant pick that...i have a lot...love u guys
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: the one person that i dont see anymore
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: my dad told me to cum on her tits when i dont have a condom
what's your favorite inside joke?: anything about rape...or the late Mr. Stanton...mikes awesome..heh
Thing you're picked on most about?: my nose
Who's your longest known friend?: john hayduke..kindergarten represent
Newest?: steves cousin?...burn?...damn
Shyest?: melissa
Funniest?: all of them are so hilarous and i envy them...except katie and jen...they arent that funny...but they laugh at anything...and that makes me laugh
Sweetest?: i cant do that...any girl that i know is sweet...and fetus is sweetus...and jamel..hes awesome
Closest?: just lost her
Weirdest?: andrew
Smartest?:jen
Ditziest?: katie...heh
Friends you miss being close to the most?: all my boys
Last person you talked to online?: steve
Who do you talk to most online?: jen and other girls...and fetus..but hes a girl
Who are you on the phone with most?: fetus...we talk for long time
Who do you trust most?: everyone...im naive
Who listens to your problems?: jenn..katie..kait..andrew..and ash...i love u guys
Who do you fight most with?: my best friends...kinda lame
Who's the nicest?: jamal...no contest
Who's the most outgoing?: hahaha andrew
Who's the best singer?: mike...wake me up before u go go
Who's on your shit-list?: me myself and i
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: all my friends that are girls...yes...all of them...no one is safe
Who's your second family?: was jen/andrews house...but now i dunno...cuz i hate their mommy...probably albertsons...i love a lot of those people...except their mommy
Do you always feel understood?: no
Who's the loudest friend?: andrew
Who's house were you last at?: steves
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: mine...i wish they were bigger though...to fight off the bag guys
Do your friends know you?:a few
Friend that lives farthest away:: steve..heh
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: word.
What do you find romantic?: spending a lot of time with a new person and flirting for a couple days and then it end with a kiss
Turn-on?: EYES...SMILE...SENSE OF HUMOR...THE FACT THAT THEY ARE FEMALE...and nakedness..hehe
Turn-off?: if you're an idiot - man..i must turn katie off First kiss?: krystal
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: shallow
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: not anymore...cuz being spotaneous is the way to be
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: YESSSSSSSSS...cuz im a pussy
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: andrew..;-)
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: ive been told (katies ugly)....old ladies think i look like bon jovi and they want me to be their love kitten...ACK
What is best about the opposite sex?: the sex part
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: the the?
What's the last present someone gave you?: my dog barfpooped Are you in love?: yes...with you...will u marry ted?
Do you consider your significant other hot?: yeah shes bitchin
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: ryan seacrest
You wanted to kill?: ryan seacrest
That you laughed at?: ryan seacrest
That laughed at you?: ryan seacrest
That turned you on?: rya----this chick in albertsons today...shit...there were lots of hotties in my store today..whats up with that...none of them went through my line...whats up with that..:-(
You went shopping with?: me
That broke your heart?: i have no heart
To disappoint you?: some friends...and my brother
To ask you out?: laura...damn that was a long ass time ago
To make you cry?: me
To brighten up your day?: steves house...cuz steve was nice..andrew was funny...steves cousin was hot...and everyone was drunk and fuckin..well not fuckin
That you thought about?: george clooney
You saw a movie with?: jenn darfin and his friend
You talked to on the phone?: steve
You saw?: everyone at alberstsons
You lost?: melissa
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: in a little bit..goin to jamels
Will it be with your significant other?: i said jamel didnt i
What are you wearing right now?: kaki pants and shoes
Body part you're touching right now:: my nipples
What are you worried about right now?: i was worried that my friend was mad at me...but it seems ok...:-)
What book are you reading?: goodnight moon
What's on your mousepad?: LIGHTNING BITCH!!!!!
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: bored, horny, happy, excited, and completely disgusted...haha threw u off
Are you tired?: a little since i got 8 hours sleep in the past 3 days
Are you talking to anyone online?: no god this thing is gay
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: NO
Are you lonely or content?: lonely
Are you listening to music?: im stupid fly..pull up to my bumper and spank dat monkey
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