IM NOT SORRY...ALL OF U BETTER READ THIS OR BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!.....SATANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
i n f o r m a t i o n
1. name: Brian David Hewitt, All-Star Albertsons Cashier
2. single or taken: single
3. sex: MALE
4. bday: March 18
5. sign: Piscies
6. siblings: 1, darfonator
7. hair color: blonde
8. eye color: Green
9. shoe size: 11
r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends?: fetus, jenn, andrew, jamal, steve, mike
2. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no i dont do that anymore
f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop: target, thrift stores, and i think hollister now...they have cool shirts
2. any tattoos or piercings: nope and nope
s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: HA...rriiight
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: hello i am ishboo please excuse me while i dance around and shampooo my hair
3. what are you most scared of?: commitment
4. what are you listening to right now?: opeth..and my new song
5. who is the last person that called you?: krystal
6. where do you want to get married?: an exotic beach
7. how many buddies are online righ now?: 4
8. what would you change about yourself?: nothing i am perfect..u just dont know what ur missin ;-)
f a v o r i t e s
1. color: all of them
2. pasta: all of it
3. boys names: Bathroom
4. girls names: Vaniga
5. subjects in school: anything to do with cheese
6. animals: scooter..the fucker isnt dead yet
7. sports: HOCKEY
h a v e y o u e v e r
1. given anyone a bath?: yes just last week...it was fun
2. smoked?:cigarettes?...no way...fucking gross
3. bungee jumped?: No
4. made yourself throw up?: no but i faked it to get out of school
5. skinny dipping?: HAHAHA...just about every week...ive even stepped up to daytime skinny dipping
6: ever been in love?: who knows
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: yeah but lets not go there
8. pictured your crush naked?: OF COURSE!
9. actually seen your crush naked?: OF COURSE...and boy was i wrong!
10. cried when someone died?: definately
11. lied: yes..i mean no...i mean yes..ah shit
12. fallen for your best friend?: word.
13. been rejected?: Yeah
14. rejected someone?: Yes
15. used someone?: unfortunately yes
15. done something you regret?: my life is a regret
f i n a l q u e s t i o n s
1. do you like fillings these out?: FUCK NO!!!!!!!
2. how many people are you sending this to?: ted
3. who will send it back?: bill
4. least likely to send it back?: bob
5. gold or silver?: silver
6. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: anchorman...fuckin piece of shit
7. favorite cartoon/anime?: ROCKO!!!!!
8. what did you have for breakfast this morning?: kiwi juice
10. who would you love being locked in a room with?: a girl that wanted me
11. could you live without your computer?: nope...gotta tab out my songs
12. would you color your hair?:nah...my hair is cool.
13. could you ever get off the computer?: yeap
14. habla espanol?:estoy veniendo en la boca de la chica.
15. how many people are on your buddy list?: 12
16. drink alcohol?: Yes
17. like watching sunrises or sunsets?: beautiful...but i dont clap after the sun goes in the water like stupid old hippies
18. what hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: both..im a pussy!
c u r r e n t
clothes: boxers and an undershirt
music: opeth is stuck in my head
taste: milk
make-up: i drew a face on my penis
hair: really cool
annoyance: the loud ass new a/c
smell: i farted.
fav artist: opeth, the bled, incubus...opincubled
desktop picture: my scary face as a sketch
fav group: opincubled
book youre reading: HAHAHAHAAA BOOK!!! HAHAHAHAHA
cd in player: the bled
dvd in player: porn?...shit remind me to take that out!
color of toenails: toe
refreshment: milk
l a s t p e r s o n
you touched: i punched my brother in the head before he went to sleep
you talked to: my moms creepy boyfriend
hugged: cant remember
you imed: bennifer
you yelled at: melissa
you kissed: ummmmmm
w h o d o y o u w a n n a
kill: RYAN SEACREST
slap: RYAN SEACREST!
get really wasted with: fetus and jenn
get high with: FUCKING NO ONE....loser
look like: me
talk to offline: everyone
talk to online: Anyone
r a n d o m
in the morning i am: getting ready for work
all i need is: my guitar and friends...AND FOOOOOOOOD
love is: a shitty left over cold taco from taco bell that turns into goop in the microwave...fuck love
i dream about: weird wacky shit
w h i c h i s b e t t e r
coke or pepsi: COKE...pepsi tastes like flat coke
flowers or candy: candy FOOOOODD
tall or short: all that matters is the bedunkedunk
o p p o s i t e s e x
what do you notice first: the fact that its the opposite sex...doofus
last person you slow danced with: ugh
worst question to ask: wanna not fuck?
makes you laugh the most: fetus...i love that man
makes you smile: shtoober
gives you a funny feeling when you see them: i feel happy in pants when im around jen
who do you have a crush on: no one..ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!
who has a crush on you: everyone at albertsons
is easiest to talk to: feet face, jenn, kait...AND JAMEL!!!!!!!
d o y o u e v e r
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: nah
save conversations: nopers
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: so i could feel my boobs all day..i love boobs
cried because of someone saying something to you?: one time this kid said boo so i cried
n u m b e r
of times i have had my heart broken: 427
of hearts i have broken: probably more than i know...:-(
of guys ive kissed: 325
of girls ive kissed: 9 or 10 somethin like that
of continents i have lived in: 9
of tight friends: 3
of cds: around 300
of scars on my body: one major one
of things in my past that i regret: ummm...eating too much food and wasting all my money...cuz now i dont have any money therefore i cant eat any food and im starving...and it sucks going from eating 9 meals a day to 1.....one day i ate a cookie it was good
fuck
me
im
hungry
and
poor