Let me tell ya....i_aint_queerJanuary 10 2006, 16:40:14 UTC
Freeland kids... them's the worst. I'll tell ya, I'd bet that Indiana Jones would hate those kids more than the Nazis. Hell, he'd hate them more than snakes, and goodness knows he's scared to death of them. Speaking of big trouble in little china, I'll tell ya about my run-in with Freeland kids. So there I was, enjoying a nice burger at the Steak n' Shake, when all of a sudden these Freeland punks mosey on up to the place and make crazy demands to the waitress like, "get me 400 slices of your finest apple pie!" The waitress is like, "we don't have 400 slices of our finest apple pie!" Then they go and be whiner babies and start saying stuff like, "I WANT 400 SLICES OF YOUR FINEST APPLE PIE!" So I go over to the guys and say, "Hey, if you want 400 slices of fine apple pie, I'm pretty sure that Kessels down the street can accomidate." And they say, "Really? I've heard that Kessels has some mighty fine apple pie." So they went to Kessels and were charged for murder. And THAT my friends, is how I prevented the Great War of 1972.
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you're worse than I am.
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