I really hate those commercials for that one balding guy, and his computer learning CD-Rom's. Except it's not really him I hate, it's that stupid whore bag they have on there,

How well can you use the computer?

My daughter can use it a lot better than me most of the time, and she's three, hahahaWhat the fuck ( Read more... )

1. the 1st season of 3rd Rock from the Sun is out. Remind me to buy that, because I'd die, and probably kill, for 3rd Rock from the Sun ( Read more... )

Occasionally we'll find Kama Sutra, or the Idiots Guide to Sex, or Position of the Day Books in the stalls of Men's bathroom. Although it's really weird, and we cant sell the books after they've been found there, I can understand the impulse. But I walked into a stall one day, and what I found wasn't a quasi-dirty book ( Read more... )

On my mother, for the past 20 minutes, some guy outside has been doing that crazy Mexican scream and laugh,

HA HA HA HA HAAIII!!

If there's anyone I'd like to mix it up with on a genetic level, its this guy.

Since you mentioned it, I really really. love those stereotypical thick New Yorkean Italian accents.

ey, ey, ey Tony, Tony, yoa sista ( Read more... )

( So yeah Michelle, this is you. )

Happy Birthday Frankie's Mom!!

Somebody update!

B.J. Thomas:


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*BIG ASS BANNER WITH SOME MUSICIAN ON IT ( Read more... )