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[sethirius]

I swear I could fly a 757 through the gap in Condoleezza Rice's front teeth.

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[cameraman23]

That's silly. You aren't a licensed pilot. They'd never let you into the cockpit.

[sethirius]

...My own 757. Geesh.

[cameraman23]

oh

[too_horrorshow]

you'd have to be a very talented pilot. if those wings touched her teeth, you'd have to be able to manage a crash landing on her tongue. and then where would you go? quite a messy situation, really.

Geesh.

[tracymbooty]

"Poor Condoleezza. It's not good enough for her to be an african american female working in a predominantly testosterone filled old white man's profession & overcoming those obstacles, but she has to have perfect teeth too? What a rash & opressive sexist comment! Like she has to fit the perfect ideal of commercialized bauty, like she can't just be a real, sucessful woman focusing on contributing something to this world, but she has to be centerfold worthy too! What a typical male, you are! You pig-headed sexist!"

-That femnazi in the meat packing plant.

Re: Geesh.

[tracymbooty]

I forgot to add: *bashes your teeth in with a 2X4.*

... becuase she's butch

[kamikazitaxi]

Aw, Trace, you're silly. Of course its not good enough.

Re: Geesh.

[sethirius]

Get back in the kitchen, Tracy, and make me a sandwhich.

....I love you! :)