Long Ass Meme
101 Questions You Should Be Able to Answer About Your Character
Basics
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Mail 'Matt' Jeevas
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Nineteen - February 1, 1990
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Montpellier, France - NYC - Pth
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4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Elideh and Noel Jeevas. Mum was Welsh and Dad was French. They did something in technology but I can't remember anything else about them other then the fact they were proud of me.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I actually think mum was expecting when she died...
6. What is your occupation?
Hacker, computer programer, random computer repair, game tester
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
5'6, 115lbs
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Red - Green
9. What is your race?
French and Welch
10. To which social class do you belong?
I've got enough money to be upper middle to upper class but I live like a lower class person.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
People say I'm decent looking... idk though.
12. What is your style of dress?
Comfortable and stripes are a must
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I have a scar on my head from this time Mello knocked me into a wall as a kid... Uh... I bruise easy so there's always something purple on me and... Lesse... A few freckles left on the bridge of my nose and cheeks but they're pretty well faded now..
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
The sun? I'm like... A vampire or something. I can't go outside much or my eyes hurt and I burn real quick. Must be my colouration.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Ambi!
16. What does your voice sound like?
Uh... Normal? I never listen to my own voice.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Speaking is rather formal and polite but when I'm chatting online... 'omfg did you guyz ttly see that?! fucking epic pwnage!'
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
-Always smoking
-Almost always playing a video game of some sort be it on a system, computer or hand-held
-Junk food junkie?
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Everyday or every other day... Depends on my laziness - Cologne if I need to pop out and be social
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Normals ones? Wtf kind of question is that.
21. Do you use body language? How?
I slouch when I sit and lean against things when I'm standing?
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
'epic pwn'
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
Going to school for a week before the teacher realized I was so many levels higher than the rest of the kids and mum started homeschooling me.. I think.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
Technically I'm able to have a PHD in something... I forgot what but eh. - No I did not.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Orphanage, internet, self taught
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Weird... And full of smart kids... And headlocks from Mello.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I never wanted to be anything
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Fellow orphan chicka Linda
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Pth fuck no but I'm not telling who I lost it to.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Er... No?
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Meeting up with Mello after not hearing from him in five fucking years.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Ah.. Shit. idk
33. What is your greatest regret?
Not following after Mello when he left.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Roger caught me watching porn when I was 12 on his computer.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
If I said something... It wouldn't be a secret.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Hacked someone's bank account to pay my rent once.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When my parent's didn't come home from their vacation.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Most of Europe, Canada and the US
39. What is your alignment?
Eh nutral
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I'm plesently between both.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Not in a god but there are something I think could be real.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I like to think there's something more to come.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Dying without speaking my mind about something, which I'm not saying what that is. Also.. Losing my best friend again.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Angry - Power failure when I'm on the last boss fight
Sad - Life
Happy - Beating a game for the first time
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
People can go either way. Everyone starts out in the middle and some go one way, some go the other and then the rest stay in the middle.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Politics - Srsly screwed up
Religion - I'll pass thanks
Sex - Nessissary evil? idk
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling - Stupidity in a deck of cards/roll of the die/sprakling machine
Lying - Half my life is built on a lie so it doesn't make any difference to me
Theft - It has to be done sometimes. It's not pretty but for those who have to, it's okay
Killing - It's been going on since before humans evolved so why stop now?
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Until I take a futball to the head then I'll give up.
49. How much do you value money?
Money is money love it or leave it.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Hurt a defenceless animal.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
If it comes down to it at the end I guess so.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I don't know why but yeah I do.
53. Are you superstitious?
Nah.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
My best friend is a raging Catholic and I have yet to call him a moron over it so I think that shows I'm good about it all.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I don't tell people my feelings much so I'm always honest about them thoughts are just about always honest too. I'm not affraid to be painfully blunt.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I tend to listen to blonds more than anyone else.
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Mello... He's my best friend and I'd do anything he wanted.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
Mello - Reasons listed above
Roger - Kept me hold up in the bloody orphanage after Mello left and wouldn't let me follow him.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
............Wait wut? lol oh that's a good one.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
One friend. Mello.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Eh... I don't relate to anyone other than the other Wammy kids I guess... And even then it's a stretch so I can't honestly say.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Same as above.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yeeeeeah... It's awful and I really don't want to go into it.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
A brain? Decent looks? Kick ass hair?
65. How close are you to your family?
Well since I don't have one...
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
I guess getting married wouldn't be awful... But fuck no to spawning.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Avoid conflict
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Listener
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Really fucking long.
70. Do you hold grudges?
I guess not.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I don't tend to go outside...
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
No.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Not well.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Depends on the person and what they're doing for judging time to happen.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Fuck no.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Uh... idk?
77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Pastime - Gaming
Colour - Black, red and yellow
Food - Crisps
Possession - PSP
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I don't really have any. I was never an art person and entertainment wise.. As long as I can play it I'm good.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
Smoke - Fuck yeah cause I want to
Drink - Only when shit really gets to me
Go Whoring - I've had a few one night stands but egh... Not really
Drugs - No... I mean yeah I've tried it but it wasn't my thing
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Sitting in, screwing around on the computer and playing games.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
..................There's a hot blond in it. There. I'm done.
82. How long is your attention span?
Long enough to get to question 82... I don't know if I can make it to 101 though..
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Lolcats are epic win. I laugh at them.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
No.. Well... Animal x Person pron is just.. Ew... And.. Some of the really creepy BDSM stuff..
85. How do you deal with stress?
I smoke it away.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Pth none. I'm decent at art but fuck not an ounce of athletic ability.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I love animals. Most of them anyway. - Hell no
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I do the same thing every day for the most part. So.. I'm just routine. I can be spontaneous once and a while though.
89. What are your pet peeves?
Egh... idk
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
Strength - Being there to help out even after not hearing from someone for years?
Weakness - Being like a dog, rolling over on comand.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Not having a childhood or.... The being like a dog thing.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Introvereted to an extreme
93. Do you like yourself?
I guess so
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
I do - It doesn't matter really.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Eh...... Move to a better flat? - Be happy with someone.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Doing what I'm doing now but maybe not alone. - Same - Same
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Go out in a blaze of glory doing something kick ass OR not wake up some day.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Having done some epic pwning? Er... I don't know honestly.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Loyal, anti-social, organized chaos
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Anti-social, stupid, quiet
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
...I'm risking my life? SINCE WHEN?! WTFOMFG
Basics
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Mail 'Matt' Jeevas
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Nineteen - February 1, 1990
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Montpellier, France - NYC - Pth
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4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Elideh and Noel Jeevas. Mum was Welsh and Dad was French. They did something in technology but I can't remember anything else about them other then the fact they were proud of me.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I actually think mum was expecting when she died...
6. What is your occupation?
Hacker, computer programer, random computer repair, game tester
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
5'6, 115lbs
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Red - Green
9. What is your race?
French and Welch
10. To which social class do you belong?
I've got enough money to be upper middle to upper class but I live like a lower class person.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
People say I'm decent looking... idk though.
12. What is your style of dress?
Comfortable and stripes are a must
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I have a scar on my head from this time Mello knocked me into a wall as a kid... Uh... I bruise easy so there's always something purple on me and... Lesse... A few freckles left on the bridge of my nose and cheeks but they're pretty well faded now..
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
The sun? I'm like... A vampire or something. I can't go outside much or my eyes hurt and I burn real quick. Must be my colouration.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Ambi!
16. What does your voice sound like?
Uh... Normal? I never listen to my own voice.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Speaking is rather formal and polite but when I'm chatting online... 'omfg did you guyz ttly see that?! fucking epic pwnage!'
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
-Always smoking
-Almost always playing a video game of some sort be it on a system, computer or hand-held
-Junk food junkie?
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Everyday or every other day... Depends on my laziness - Cologne if I need to pop out and be social
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Normals ones? Wtf kind of question is that.
21. Do you use body language? How?
I slouch when I sit and lean against things when I'm standing?
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
'epic pwn'
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
Going to school for a week before the teacher realized I was so many levels higher than the rest of the kids and mum started homeschooling me.. I think.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
Technically I'm able to have a PHD in something... I forgot what but eh. - No I did not.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Orphanage, internet, self taught
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Weird... And full of smart kids... And headlocks from Mello.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I never wanted to be anything
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Fellow orphan chicka Linda
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Pth fuck no but I'm not telling who I lost it to.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Er... No?
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Meeting up with Mello after not hearing from him in five fucking years.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Ah.. Shit. idk
33. What is your greatest regret?
Not following after Mello when he left.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Roger caught me watching porn when I was 12 on his computer.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
If I said something... It wouldn't be a secret.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Hacked someone's bank account to pay my rent once.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When my parent's didn't come home from their vacation.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Most of Europe, Canada and the US
39. What is your alignment?
Eh nutral
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I'm plesently between both.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Not in a god but there are something I think could be real.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I like to think there's something more to come.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Dying without speaking my mind about something, which I'm not saying what that is. Also.. Losing my best friend again.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Angry - Power failure when I'm on the last boss fight
Sad - Life
Happy - Beating a game for the first time
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
People can go either way. Everyone starts out in the middle and some go one way, some go the other and then the rest stay in the middle.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Politics - Srsly screwed up
Religion - I'll pass thanks
Sex - Nessissary evil? idk
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling - Stupidity in a deck of cards/roll of the die/sprakling machine
Lying - Half my life is built on a lie so it doesn't make any difference to me
Theft - It has to be done sometimes. It's not pretty but for those who have to, it's okay
Killing - It's been going on since before humans evolved so why stop now?
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Until I take a futball to the head then I'll give up.
49. How much do you value money?
Money is money love it or leave it.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Hurt a defenceless animal.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
If it comes down to it at the end I guess so.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I don't know why but yeah I do.
53. Are you superstitious?
Nah.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
My best friend is a raging Catholic and I have yet to call him a moron over it so I think that shows I'm good about it all.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I don't tell people my feelings much so I'm always honest about them thoughts are just about always honest too. I'm not affraid to be painfully blunt.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I tend to listen to blonds more than anyone else.
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Mello... He's my best friend and I'd do anything he wanted.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
Mello - Reasons listed above
Roger - Kept me hold up in the bloody orphanage after Mello left and wouldn't let me follow him.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
............Wait wut? lol oh that's a good one.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
One friend. Mello.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Eh... I don't relate to anyone other than the other Wammy kids I guess... And even then it's a stretch so I can't honestly say.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Same as above.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yeeeeeah... It's awful and I really don't want to go into it.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
A brain? Decent looks? Kick ass hair?
65. How close are you to your family?
Well since I don't have one...
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
I guess getting married wouldn't be awful... But fuck no to spawning.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Avoid conflict
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Listener
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
Really fucking long.
70. Do you hold grudges?
I guess not.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I don't tend to go outside...
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
No.
73. How well do you express yourself?
Not well.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Depends on the person and what they're doing for judging time to happen.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Fuck no.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Uh... idk?
77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Pastime - Gaming
Colour - Black, red and yellow
Food - Crisps
Possession - PSP
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I don't really have any. I was never an art person and entertainment wise.. As long as I can play it I'm good.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
Smoke - Fuck yeah cause I want to
Drink - Only when shit really gets to me
Go Whoring - I've had a few one night stands but egh... Not really
Drugs - No... I mean yeah I've tried it but it wasn't my thing
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Sitting in, screwing around on the computer and playing games.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
..................There's a hot blond in it. There. I'm done.
82. How long is your attention span?
Long enough to get to question 82... I don't know if I can make it to 101 though..
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Lolcats are epic win. I laugh at them.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
No.. Well... Animal x Person pron is just.. Ew... And.. Some of the really creepy BDSM stuff..
85. How do you deal with stress?
I smoke it away.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Pth none. I'm decent at art but fuck not an ounce of athletic ability.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I love animals. Most of them anyway. - Hell no
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I do the same thing every day for the most part. So.. I'm just routine. I can be spontaneous once and a while though.
89. What are your pet peeves?
Egh... idk
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
Strength - Being there to help out even after not hearing from someone for years?
Weakness - Being like a dog, rolling over on comand.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Not having a childhood or.... The being like a dog thing.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Introvereted to an extreme
93. Do you like yourself?
I guess so
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
I do - It doesn't matter really.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Eh...... Move to a better flat? - Be happy with someone.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Doing what I'm doing now but maybe not alone. - Same - Same
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Go out in a blaze of glory doing something kick ass OR not wake up some day.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Having done some epic pwning? Er... I don't know honestly.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Loyal, anti-social, organized chaos
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Anti-social, stupid, quiet
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
...I'm risking my life? SINCE WHEN?! WTFOMFG