As If I Need More Stalkers...and I Need a Mood Pick-Me-Up
I had to choose this stalker...one because he's my LJ hubby and two, well, Xander's LJ name wouldn't show up on the list hahaha! Sssoo...check out my stalking report on... ngmaster!
Stalking is illegal. setsuna__meioh confronts ngmaster.
ngmaster is stalking setsuna__meioh
ngmaster’s REAL name :
Corral Gliddon
ngmaster’s REAL DOB :
17th February 1974
Height :167 cm
Weight : 86.5 kg
ngmaster has dreamt about you :
27 times
ngmaster became interested in you :
24th May 2003
ngmaster’s latest dream about you
ngmaster wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how ngmaster describes your relationship behind your back
‘I don’t want to be just good friends. I want to be with her forever. To death do us part and all that.’
ngmaster’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
ngmaster seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that ngmaster uses them to scratch his ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
ngmaster had his nipples pierced to show you the true depths of his neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
The world cannot take away what we have. We are destined to be two lovebirds entwined eternally in our love for one another. To cut the crap, do you fancy a fuck?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
7 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over my perimeter fencing and he seems to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."
ngmaster’s Police File
ngmaster is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in his way. Particularly the law.
Testimonies about ngmaster
otakuchibijosh - Charlie Manson’s long-lost sibling
‘I’m gonna kill setsuna__meioh for being such a snide fucker. Who does she think she is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! ngmaster is a brilliant person.’
mermaid_tifa - Drunken Posse
‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’
neo_serenity - Fart N Flirt
‘ngmaster is pointlessness personified. I just wish he’d kill himself or something.’
ateeq - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of ngmaster right beside the definition.’
Stalking is illegal. setsuna__meioh confronts ngmaster.
ngmaster is stalking setsuna__meioh
ngmaster’s REAL name :
Corral Gliddon
ngmaster’s REAL DOB :
17th February 1974
Height :167 cm
Weight : 86.5 kg
ngmaster has dreamt about you :
27 times
ngmaster became interested in you :
24th May 2003
ngmaster’s latest dream about you
ngmaster wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how ngmaster describes your relationship behind your back
‘I don’t want to be just good friends. I want to be with her forever. To death do us part and all that.’
ngmaster’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
ngmaster seems to get a thrill from continually stealing your toothbrushes. It is rumoured that ngmaster uses them to scratch his ass.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
ngmaster had his nipples pierced to show you the true depths of his neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
The world cannot take away what we have. We are destined to be two lovebirds entwined eternally in our love for one another. To cut the crap, do you fancy a fuck?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
7 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over my perimeter fencing and he seems to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."
ngmaster’s Police File
ngmaster is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in his way. Particularly the law.
Testimonies about ngmaster
otakuchibijosh - Charlie Manson’s long-lost sibling
‘I’m gonna kill setsuna__meioh for being such a snide fucker. Who does she think she is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! ngmaster is a brilliant person.’
mermaid_tifa - Drunken Posse
‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’
neo_serenity - Fart N Flirt
‘ngmaster is pointlessness personified. I just wish he’d kill himself or something.’
ateeq - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of ngmaster right beside the definition.’