funny joke.

May 03, 2005 04:17

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away ( Read more... )

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ragdollangel May 25 2005, 04:04:38 UTC
lmao. that was brill =) listen to this one..

Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Bush, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Jeb, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Bush yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145!"

"What was his name?" asks Neil.

Dub lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Austin."

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falling_petal May 30 2005, 03:25:38 UTC
hey i love your icon and your livejournal

maybe we can talk sometime??

im sammy by the way

add me??

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burnhazard_ July 18 2005, 07:02:31 UTC
Your icon makes me want to love you.

hedwig and the angry inch.....oh boy, I loved that movie.

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Saw you in ohnotheydidnt lovelybeautiful July 22 2005, 20:41:59 UTC
I came to your journal as a stepping stone so that I could then go to your userinfo, then to your icon page, to see if I might find out what is going on in your icon...
but I read this entry and I just have to thank you for having posted it.

I literally had an LOL moment.

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nirey August 21 2005, 22:44:10 UTC
is your icon from hedwig?

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